The Cast of Broadway's New <i>Cry-Baby</i>-For-Dummies Play Get Almost Totally Naked
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Written by patrik
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Tuesday, 20 May 2008 06:28 |
Late April saw the release of the all-new Broadway musical adaptation of John Waters' classic 1990 rebel-romance Cry-Baby, which the New York Times referred to as "mild-mannered", "terminally flat", and as having "all the saliva-stirring properties of week-old pre-chewed gum". While we're pretty sure we'd rather gouge our eyeballs out with switchblades before ever sitting down to enjoy this mutilation of what is truly one of the best movies ever made (with one of the hottest title characters we've ever plastered over our bedroom walls) we have no problem ogling the lithe torsos and protruding spandex'd bulges of the production's male cast members in the current issue of HX Magazine. What can we say? We're equal opportunity objectifiers! While we get down on our knees and pray to all that is filthy that Hollywood won't make a movie of this kindergarten romp starring Patrick Dempsey and Hilary Duff in roles originated by Iggy Pop and Traci Lords, take solace in the fact that Broadway actors are (sometimes) total babes, and if they keep stripping at us, maybe we'll learn to stop ripping on them.
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