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Written by mike
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Wednesday, 07 May 2008 04:39 |
Forty-two lighter-by-the-dozen twinks are keeping their thighs on the prize and asking for your votes in Freshmen Magazine's Freshmen of the Year contest. As Fleshbot was first to note, they aren't the most diverse incoming class: In fact, you'd be excused for wondering if they were matriculating to Bob Jones University (the Josh Weston School of Epidemiology, natch).
If Tory Mason hadn't already stolen our hearts back in January,
we'd have a tough time choosing between the forty or so bombshells
spread out before us. Granted you can't see their moneymakers, and
since all white people look alike to us, it really comes down to the
haircuts. Kurt Wild's nouveau red Caesar gives him a boost of Tori Amos bravado, and beau-hunk Tim Hamilton's
curly white locks echoes Jayne Mansfield (he's got the chest, too!).
We'd be remiss not to mention Mark Vincent's game-show host pompadour,
or Ben Andrew's gentle wave, but in the end it is, of course, Tory
Mason's post-hawk, a kitten-ish burst of Nermal blond hair that has us
voting him to be not only Freshmen of the Year, but also the next Abe
Lincoln.
RELATED:
Twink Gremlin Tory Mason Wants to Be President
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Freshmen Magazine's Freshmen of the Year Contest (Freshmen.com)
Freshmen of the Year: Every Inch Vote Counts (Fleshbot.com)
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