Ten months after his much ballyhoo'd marriage to Michael Simpson, Dead or Alive front-tranny Pete Burns is getting a divorce.  It sounds fairly obvious from Burns' public statements on the matter that Simpson was cheating on her/him.  "There's a lot of promiscuity in the gay community. I don't understand why they take that union. How low is their self-esteem?" Our own thoughts on marriage aside, we ourselves wouldn't use our own scorn as an excuse to call the entire concept a "total joke" as Burns recently did, also going so far as to say that he was much happier being married to a woman.