Celebrity Nipple: Matthew McConaughey Removes Shirt, Enjoys Bud Light, and Officially Ushers in Summer 2008
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Monday, 16 June 2008 06:46 |
At first it was totally hot, then comfortably titillating, then it was kind of a bit much, then it was gay, then it was grotesque, then it was maddening and devoid of any remote attractiveness, then it was absent for a good few months and we thought it was all over. Now it's back! Of course, we're referring to the incessant barrage of paparazzi photographs featuring Matthew McConaughey with his shirt off-and gentlemen,
a few paps almost died getting shots like this for your pleasure, so be grateful.
What once became the most irritating standby candid in the tabloid archive seems to have now become, dare we say, an American tradition. Much like our beloved Punxsutawney Phil or Staten Island Chuck crawls from his hibernation into daylight on the prophetic morning of Groundhog Day, Matthew has become an American treasure whose pectorals predict the oncoming summer, and whose abs announce that it's time to hit the beach! Make it a Bud Light, and take in the ever familiar torso de Mateo.
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