Because we love to amuse you, especially on summery holiday weekends when you're going to be lost without any new stories to read until Monday, we threw together this little selection of upbeat, danceable and gay-ass tunes for you to swill cocktails by and wish America a happy bloody birthday, darlings. Don't get your hands blown off by any fireworks this weekend, and don't get blown by the wrong trick lest you end up at the clinic with a searing pain, or worse, some sores that can't be cured.