When we watched the trials for the Men's Olympic Swim team, we couldn't help but remember those early days of blossoming manhood when we stood transfixed watching a pre-out Greg Louganis's bouncing seductively on the diving board. It wasn't the International Male Catalog, but it was enough for us to volunteer to watch our high school swim team meets on an otherwise lovely Saturday.
We're not the only pervs on the planet -- a whole quasi-gay cottage industry has sprung up around blogging bulging pictures of swimmers like Michael Phelps, Brendan Hansen and Aaron Peirsol. Hell, it could have been horny cougars making these sites; we're just glad they spend so much time capturing the shower-nozzle masturbation material for us.
BRING BACK THE SPEEDO!
I caught a glimpse of the news last night and all the hot boys were wearing LONG PANTS as they raced for the chance for the olympic team...What's that?? Where's the hot ass? And bulging basket? Aren't little, wet, hugging speedos the essence of the sport of swimming?
http://www.speedousa.com/images/speedo/products/processed/7050801_001.jpg
hmmm... porn script?
-mr. Pam
... written by
blow , July 08, 2008
looks more like a contest with the most tiny nipple.
... written by
herve , July 09, 2008
i prefer Michael Phelps to Fred Phelps any day
... written by
Jakem , July 12, 2008
Sadly Mr. Pam those long speedo pants are supposed to glide smoother through the water or some crap, so we'll probably be seeing more of them. While I agree that mostly sucks, have you seen how clearly such a suit displays Phelps' dick in the last pic?
Sunday, Oct. 12
Highline Ballroom
431 W 16th St, NY
12AM
Bear daddy DJs Bob Mould and Richard Morel are bringing their famed hard house rock sound to NY for a drunken night of bicycle-boy headbangers and muscle-head two-steppers.
