Nicole Kidman, Pregnant Man and Maybe Brangelina (?) All Give Birth in Amazing Confluence of Vagina-Popping
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Written by jay
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Monday, 07 July 2008 02:20 |
Yes, it's been a big, big weekend in baby news, which much like the marriage thing isn't our usual beat, but we could not possibly ignore the world's first quote-unquote pregnant man giving birth to a bouncing baby girl within days of Nicole Kidman popping out (guess what?!) a baby girl! Yes, we know, we know. Crazy. And our heads really would have exploded had Angelina Jolie finally popped out these twins we've been promised, who are apparently extremely reluctant to exit her plush, champagne-filled womb. It may just be that they're reluctant to be born in France, now that the city of Nice has declared that the dual runners up to Baby Shiloh's Messiah-dom will be honorary citizens.
Anyway, pregnant trans man Thomas Beatie is doing well and all GayBC News was able to score was some footage of him walking out of the hospital looking really butch in a hoodie, and a blanket-covered bassinet being loaded by a nurse into a car. We'd like to note that GayBC has been careful to put 'pregnant man' in single quotes in their headline, and that they've been classy enough to add Beatie to their "Medical Marvels" slideshow
Despite rumors of a C-section, it seems Beatie gave birth naturally. No word on whether he'll be having the vag sewn up anytime soon now that this whole baby stunt has been accomplished. We imagine the exclusive photos have been sold to People for millions and will hit newsstands within a few hours/days.
And now, please enjoy Jeffery Self and Cole Escola making another rather cute video about waiting on the phone with Brad and Angie for the twins to be born.
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