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Written by jay
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Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:08 |
 ZOMG guys. Project Runway's new season is totally premiering tonight. And guess what!? Among the 16 fashion design contestants there are a total of 7 out homosexuals! Yes, much like last season's majorly gay cast, the PR casting department is again ever closer meeting their 100% fag quota, and we cannot wait to fall in (and out) of love with them! After the jump, the gallery of homo hopefuls.
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Blayne, Age 23
Heh. And so it begins. This gay hipster with a love of ugly hats hails from Yakima, Washington and was once judged "Most Stylish Male" by "a panel of judges"--we're picturing a drunk Friday night at Seattle's equivalent of Faces or the Ramrod and panel of judges including a drag queen named Anita Cocktail.
Daniel, Age 25
Daniel comes from the birthplace of gay marriage, Massachusetts, and his biggest inspirations come from animals (we can't wait) and the work of Thierry Mugler. We'll let the rest of his bio speak for itself.
Aside from animals, the greatest fashion influence in Daniel's life has been his mother, whom he says always paid a great deal of attention to details in dressing and grooming.
Maybe it's the whole animal thing, but we just pictured Mom picking lice out of his hair and eating them. Anyway.
Jerell, 28
Like last season's tranny-loving star Christian, this Houstonite's a big fan of British designers Alexander McQueen and Vivienne Westwood. He's also a former model and makes his own clothes. We'll give him the benefit of the doubt until he turns out to be the cunty one.
 Jerry, 32
A Gaysian from Montana? Anyway, this one's an over-achiever who's already attended Pratt and FIT, worked for Zac Posen and started his own label "inspired by intrinsic architecture." We don't know what that means and aren't sure he does either, but anyway... go Gaysians!
Keith, 26
Hey now. Sign us up for whatever he's sellin! Keith is probably Mormon, grew up in Salt Lake, and digs Marc Jacobs. We look forward to using him for shower-nozzle masturbation material.
Suede, 37
To quote one of our favorite films, Weird Science, "Anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole." Actually, maybe it's more the look on his face. We're pretty sure he's been cast to fill the "aging crazy egomaniac" slot a la Season 3's Vincent, or perhaps the "aggressive egomaniac" slot once filled by Season 2's Santino, but we look forward to him proving us wrong.
Wesley, 23
Another cutie from MA. Our money's on him to be the crier.
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