Fag isn't the new black, according to Kanye West, who interrupted his concert at Madison Square Garden a few nights ago to admonish his fans that it's neither cool to use the word, nor cool to "stay ten feet away" from an approaching homosexual.
You know how many people came to me calling me gay cause I wear my
jeans the fresh way? Or because I said hey, dude, how you gonna say
'fag' right in front of a gay dude's face and act like that's ok.
Sadly,
Kanye did not have time to elaborate on the intricacies of modern fag
uses, including our favorites "What's up, faggot?" "That little fag did
all my coke," "My, what fresh jeans you're wearing, fag!" and "That
quadruple neckerchief thing is pretty faggy, Jay." But maybe that's just
our office. Some of us violets don't shrink so easily.
Oddly, we're not so fond of "gay dudes," but we'll resist alerting the HRC.
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