While most of us might actually like having strange men throw semen at us, here is reason #942982992 why you should never shop at Walmart.
Via Smoking Gun:
…[T]he 20-year-old victim was standing in a Walmart aisle texting on her phone when Frank Short walked past her, saying “Excuse me.” At that point, police noted, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg.”
Upon examination, the woman–who thought she may have been spat upon–realized there was a “a ‘glob’ of semen on her leg, just below her knee,” reported police. Preliminary testing of the substance was “indicative of semen,” investigators added.
Short initially claimed to have “sneezed into his hands, then shook his hands off,” adding that some of his mucus may have “flung on to her.” However, Short’s story fluctuated to include the claim that he actually spit in his hand and threw it at the woman. Short also admitted that he thought the woman was “hot” and had “pretended to ‘slap her ass.’”
In response to further questioning, Short–who was hyperventilating–reportedly copped to some severe creepiness, saying that he was a “loner” who “basically gets a thrill out of such an act.”
Short is facing offensive touching with bodily fluid; harassment; disorderly conduct; and lewdness counts.
Well, at least he’s hot.