I know some of you don’t get The Sword’s obsession with GayHoopla sometimes I don’t either. But for all their sloppy cinematography, poor lighting, and occasionally awkward direction, they keep finding hot-as-fuck, out-of-the-blue-newcomer models on par with some of Sean Cody/Corbin Fisher/Randy Blue’s best, some of whom may be destined for bigger things.
(As we saw just the other week, Next Door Male is already poaching from them, so…)
And I can tell you right now I’m not being paid to write about GayHoopla, as some of you have suspected. They just keep finding hot models, and succeeding in getting many of them to fuck each other. The latest is Aiden Miller, whose first fuck scene won’t be out until next week, but there’s a preview of it already online, and we have some images below. Suffice it to say, his cock is really beercan-fat and big, but it’s not quite as thick as this:
Though it is longer that that. And it may not be quite as big as this 2,722-foot skyscraper in Dubai.
It’s also not quite as big as this.
Or this.
And, okay, fine, it’s not as big as one of the biggest cocks in the business.
But, it is, really, I promise, very big.
Look.
And here’s the preview of next week’s scene in which he fucks Jason Keys. That’ll premiere on the site just after midnight on the morning of August 11. Update: Aiden began his porn career as Jorgensen on the site Military Classified, as Men of Porn points out.
In probably unrelated news, GayHoopla seems to be announcing that one of their models is a complete asshole. It’s really unclear what this is about. But they’ve provided the game board below, and announced a contest over the weekend which ended yesterday, having fans and members try to guess which one of their models is “Asshole.” They haven’t yet announced who it is.
I had a one month subscription to GayHoopla but I didn’t renew it. They do have a lot of great looking models but there are way to many solos and no real intimacy in the sex scenes. I like to see the models do some serious kissing. There is just a whole lot of Frat boy type stuff for my tastes. But for those interested in Frat Boy high jinks it may be a good option.
I don’t care how many hot men they claim to find, GayHoopla has turned out to be HUGE disappointment. No amount of hype can disguise the fact that this site is run by a couple of arrogant, socially and culturally immature jerks who don’t know a thing about filming gay sex. When porn gossip sites stop covering them as a novelty act and start reporting that they are consistently producing good porn, then I’ll be more objective. Until then–they suck.
He needs watch a PUSSY PORN to get an erection.. If you were a gay men haven’t you got insulted by it? It only shows that straight model sees us only in that way, a milking cow
They got something to sell, other people is interested in buying. That’s a fair trade, why should you be insult by that. If you don’t like it, don’t spend money on it. I like him for the fact that he’s hot, I don’t care about his personality or his sexuality. After all, I’m jerking off to him, not dating him.
They are all assholes. Mystery solved.
Even if the guys were the hottest ever. Homophobia is ugly. And they aren’t hot at all. At all.
How much does Hoopla spend on all this promotion? Really this site gets an unbalanced amount of coverage whenit is one of the most homophobic out there.
“And I can tell you right now I’m not being paid to write about GayHoopla, as some of you have suspected.”
Sorry, but that’s BS. Every image and link to Gay Hoopla is via an affiliate link.
Well…I don’t think Gayhoopla got him first :) http://www.militaryclassified.com/Movies/JORGENSEN/ He is so hot!
Wow I wish I had not clicked on that link! Watching that Gollum creature suck him off has left me scarred for life! What guys will do for some cash…
He was first discovered by Military Classified as Jorgensen.
BOOM.