Big-Dicked Men Now Giving Us #EggplantFriday

Since everybody’s a whore and an exhibitionist these days on Instagram and Twitter, you can now enjoy #EggplantFriday in which mostly straight men wear mostly gray sweatpants and show off their big, mostly hard dicks.

There isn’t much more to it than that. But the phenomenon of guys in sweatpants freeballing it and showing off their junk (or just whipping out 10-inch cocks for the camera) has gone mainstream and even has a day of the week devoted to it. Dick pics everywhere.

Even BuzzFeed is on the case.

Anyway, you now have a new hashtag to search for when you’re bored. And there’s also #EggplantEveryday And that fifth one down there with the actual eggplant on the counter is rapper B.o.B.

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#eggplant #eggplantfriday 39 @undastatement87 FUCKING HOT

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#eggplant #eggplantfriday 25 @victor_buster Slay me hard

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#eggplant #eggplantfriday 35 FUCK YEAH!

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#eggplantfriday #eggplant 19 @mixedbwoi yeah awesome!

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#eggplant #eggplantfriday 09 OMG

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#eggplant #eggplantfriday 14 @golden_artist hiding underneath the cover

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8 thoughts on “Big-Dicked Men Now Giving Us #EggplantFriday”

    1. I find it to be more like a modern day art form. I seriously doubt it will effect their careers, and if it does, would they really want to work for a company that is so uptight.

  1. Number five is rapper B.O.B. EggplantFriday began because he posted that picture with the eggplants on the counter… and because eggplant is the closest we’ll ever get to a penis emoji.

  2. Do you really this careers are going to matter in the next ten years anyway. 12 year old vine and YouTube stars make more money then PhDs.

    1. Moron. A tiny fraction of 1% of Vine and Youtube users make any kind of real money off of it. These posts are now PERMANENT and will be a huge regret one day.

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