In honor of this very American weekend, we offer up some guy candy from our very own ersatz Royal family, the Kennedys.  In particular, we pay tribute to that hottie to end all hotties, JFK Jr., who tragically died along with wife Caroline in a prop-plane crash on the way to Martha's Vineyard 9 years ago next week. Oh, cruel Fate, how could you take such a time-honored torso from us so abruptly?  God bless America. Ahem. Pics after the jump...
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In a twist worthy of some fucked up bisexual midget version of Gossip Girl, MySpace tramp Tila Tequila was [Spoiler alert!... whatever, do you actually look forward to this show?] TURNED DOWN by tall drinka lez Kristy, who she chose for her second completely fictional "shot at love" in last night's season finale. After willingly eating a pig's vagina and walking across glass in order to woo pint-sized ladyboy Tila (thx to Dlisted for that one), Kristy was apparently "unsure of who [she is]" and "scared and confused about this."  Basically, they're both fools and both probably more into dick anyway but happy to do what it takes to get on MTV. (clip after the jump)
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We kind of care about fashion, but not enough to run through all the highlights of the Spring '09 menswear shows in Paris last week. You've got Men.Style.com for that. From us, you'll only get the mostly swimsuit, mostly naked shots from the John Galliano and Kris Van Assche shows. Enjoy. (Our apologies about the wigs on the Galliano models--clowns make us lose our hard-ons too.)...read more

Can we all agree that Daniel Craig is the hottest James Bond ever? (No? You like 'em hairier/older? Please, regale us in the comments about how you'll never stop loving Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery or those others.) Anyway, the trailer for the new Bond film, Quantum of Solace, is out. The movie won't be out until November, but we can assume that Daniel gets at least equally as naked in this one as he did in Casino Royale (we still shower-nozzle-masturbate to those swim trunks, btw.)  And we know from shots like this one (NSFW! from a different film we can't figure out right now) that the boy ain't afraid to show his junk. Watch the trailer after the jump.
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The Hills is like porno without the good parts: all flash and no cash. Who better then to inaugurate our Separated at Girth feature than creepy, cliché-for-pay OC fratboy Spencer Pratt!  Doesn't he remind you of a certain gay-for-pay model who's recently started his own web venture?
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The tagline of this cheesy, heartfelt drama was "Every girl's summer dream," and when you consider that the movie revolves around Sam Elliott as a furry-chested, shirtless lifeguard who struggles with the decision to get a better job while training new, younger shirtless lifeguards, it's safe to say the tagline is accurate. Girl, we can't get enough of these screencaps of Sam yelling, chatting, running, and even getting physical on the beach with some of the other tan, be-trunked trainees. Now all we have left to do is actually see this movie. Screencaps after the jump! We said JUMP!...read more

So yeah yeah, Chace Crawford's agents still have him convinced that his career will be in the toilet if he admits to liking guys. He can now only pose with footballs, only shag J.C. Chasez when there are no paparazzi around, and only go to the Chelsea Equinox on off hours and refrain from any steam room play.  But chuckle chuckle, he takes all the gay rumors in stride, insisting "you haven't made it unless there's been a gay rumour [sic] about you." The big revelation from this UK Metro interview? Chace reads. Like, actual books. If we are to take him at his word (which clearly we can't about the gay stuff), he's reading two books at once: marketing bible, The Tipping Point and David Lynch's Catching the Big Fish, which is a little arty book about transcendental meditation. Someone's feeling kinda sophisticated!
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Gordon Scott was discovered while lifeguarding at the Las Vegas Sahara Hotel in 1953, and was quickly cast as Hollywood's next Tarzan (usurping the role from predecessor Lex Barker). A statuesque 6'3" with a godlike muscularity, Scott swept up his Jane, Vera Miles, both on and off-screen, and left an indelible mark as Hollywood's hottest savage by beating his chest and letting out that trademark jungle howl. A friend of fellow beefcake Steve Reeves, the two were able to star together as Remus and Romulus in 1961's Duel of the Titans. Where have all these beefcake films gone?  ...read more

We'd be bigger liars than Clay Aiken if we pretended that we haven't had a raging boner for Chad White since this site was erected. He's one of the models you get almost embarrassed to have the hots for because he's so generically good-looking, with his perfect tan, pearly white smile, all-American boy-next-door charm, and love of furry little animals. His versatility shows in his dossier, having modeled for everything from gay lifestyle skin magazines like Tetu and Attitude, to Macy's catalogs, to Versace runways. This season he makes a splash on the beach for L'Officiel Hommes #12, shot by...read more

At first it was totally hot, then comfortably titillating, then it was kind of a bit much, then it was gay, then it was grotesque, then it was maddening and devoid of any remote attractiveness, then it was absent for a good few months and we thought it was all over. Now it's back! Of course, we're referring to the incessant barrage of paparazzi photographs featuring Matthew McConaughey with his shirt off—and gentlemen,...read more