Hey bitches! I’m on bed rest and a few days past my due date, so I won’t be attending the Cybersocket Awards in WeHo, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have some preDICKtions (LOL!) about who’s going home with a trophy tomorrow night!
Ugh, I LOVE gay porn award shows. They’re the only place where gay porn stars and gay porn bloggers can finally feel validated for all the hard work they do all year long, and they’re just a fun place for everyone to let loose and feel sexy for one night a year! Plus, the awards are concrete proof of who is the most popular and who really matters; it’s important to know who’s the best of the best! And with the highly esteemed Cybersocket Awards, you know all the winners were chosen fairly based 100% on fan votes! Power to the people!! I just wish this damn baby would’ve popped out of me so I could be there to meet some of my favorite performers and, of course, some of my fans.
Anyways, a blogger’s work is never done, so allow me to share some of my picks in the top categories. I might be biased with a few, but as an objective journalist, I really do think these guys will win. And if you see my blogging buddy Zach at the show tomorrow night, tell him Chelsers said hi!!
Best Personality
Fabscout Howard (love ya Papa Bear!)
Best Newcomer
Garrett Michaels
Best Ethnic-Themed Site
Next Door Ebony
Best Porn Blog
The Sword duh!
Best Sex Scene
Shadowkiss
Best Hook-Up Site
Craigslist
Best Solo
Benjamin Godfre
Best Video Site
Next Door Hook-Ups
Movie of the Year
Guys Next Door
Best Porn Star
James Huntsman
And that’s what Chelsea thinks. Thanks, guys.
Shadowkiss the best scene? Chelsea is on crack OVBVIOUSLY
Best hookup site “Craigslist”? BAAAHAAAAHAAAA! Maybe with a serial killer.
You don’t have a registry on babyrus,com, you stupid cunt. And yes, you ARE a CUNT.
Uhhhhh, written by CHELSEA !!! Unless that other whore Zach is about to pop out Garrett’s lovechild ! Ha.
Yo Chelsea, Jiz called and said she’s going to hunt you down for missing your abortion appointment.