Cody Cummings Would Like To Work For TMZ

Here’s Cody Cummings’ (who’s going by his gay porn star name, so hiring that lawyer to sue former employer NextDoorStudios paid off?) audition tape to become a sports reporter for TMZ. He forgets to mention that he used to fake fuck guys for money.

TMZ put out a call asking for aspiring sports reporters to send in their tapes, along with the instructions that they were “NOT looking for lazy, camera hoggin’ fame-whores,” so I’m not sure that Cody would be a good fit for them. Does TMZ hire people to pretend to report the news?

22 thoughts on “Cody Cummings Would Like To Work For TMZ”

  1. Ugh, this guy is so pathetic, plain sad. And he thinks just because he never did any ‘real’ gay porn, that he wont be stigmatized in the professional world and job market?

  2. According to Tucker Scott Cody is still represented by FCF Agency for bookings so there probably is no chance he’d sue Next Door.

    1. Yeah. It sounds as if, even though he cannot work for them in porn, they want money from him professionally in from future work in the industry. Smart, considering they spent a lot of time promoting him and his career and making him a brand name. He wanted to sever ties from them, now that they aren’t allowing to coast in his scenes. His refusal to do the work, means they don’t want to hire him anymore.

  3. So Zach did you sent shit tons of links to Harvey Levin about Cody Cummings? I’m sure you probably don’t even have to bother seeing as Harvey is gay and he looks like the type who would troll around the internet for straight meat.

    1. Well, some of the guys on TMZ staff are hot!! They weren’t hired for their brains!!! Harvey likes eye candy.

      But since this is an expanding division, he needs workers who can carry weight and make it successful. Not freeloaders.

      Maybe if he was applying for the entertainment division, he would get hired. But it isn’t going to happen as those jobs are taken in a heartbeat.

      He’d have to know someone for those positions. And he doesn’t know anyone, he doesn’t network.

      1. Yeah, clearly he doesn’t know what TMZ is in the business of. They aren’t interested in reporting the “humanity” of these athletes. TMZ wants humiliation and scandal. Something for which Cody should be familiar with.

    2. It’s entirely possible that Harvey has already seen some of Cody’s work. He might have gotten the idea that since Harvey IS gay that he’s seen Cody in non-action and that it could somehow give him an advantage over some of the other candidates. Cody could be trying to appeal to Harvey’s penis. For all we know Harvey could be reading this post.

  4. Porn is the least of his worries after that lousy tape. He should be embarrassed to have sent it in looking like shit, a mannequin in a bra and panties, and all the um’s throughout it.

    “I know all the teams even the ones nobody has ever heard of” but, doesn’t name any.

    “I have all these stats in my head” but, doesn’t list any.

    “You asked about current events like the Hernandez case. I don’t have an opinion. I just know what you guys print”. Wouldn’t a reporter do a little research and have an opinion?

    Is he an idiot, stupid, or just to arrogant to follow simple instructions for a job application?

  5. Next Door Studio’s might just have rolled over and let him keep it, cause they don’t care-even though they have a signed contract. They don’t want to waste money on him anymore. And they don’t want any scrutiny for their business practices.

    Anyhow, like this idiot will be given any time on screen from TMZ. They want hard workers. They will find them in this market, as there are too many people and too little jobs. Mr. Cummings has major baggage in his prior work both complaining about his ex-employer, and the hardest thing he does all day is roll a joint. Even if TMZ seems to not care about porn stars.

    This guy is nothing but a chaser of pipe dreams. Literally and figuratively.

    He might have a shot, if he gives Harvey a blowjob. Harvey is gay. And there seems to be a recurring trend in Mr. Cummings life. On occasion, he sucks dick, but only gay’s with some power.

  6. “They LIKE it, no matter what they say, dude.”

    And how do you know this?

    Not sure Cummings knows much about sports. Can he name 3 bench players from the San Antonio Spurs?

    1. Marcos Machado

      And how can you doubt this? I have as much evidence about my statements as you have to put them in doubt. Besides, let me remember that people lie, and (SHOCKER!) they even lie to themselves! Gee, that’s so surprising, isn’t?

    1. Marcos Machado

      The fact that he never fucked a men (on camera) makes him straight? Bitch, please. There are gay men who don’t like being penetrated or even penetrate another men and solely make sex based on frottage and oral sex.
      Dude, he had sex with men. Get real.

  7. Marcos Machado

    “He forgets to mention that he used to fake fuck guys for money”

    Every pornstar fucks people for money. Believing that this is THE ONLY reason is quite naive. They LIKE it, no matter what they say, dude.

  8. I seriously doubt TMZ would choose someone with a well established porn career, as their next sports reporter.

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