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When Tubby Met Stubby Is As No Bueño As It Sounds

“Broderick & Curtis: Bareback” may be remembered as that point in time when Sean Cody morphed into The Guy Site.

Broderick first appeared on Sean Cody ten days ago.

So it’s not like “Broderick & Curtis: Bareback” has been sitting in the vault forever waiting to be slipped in during the Olympics when they figured no one would notice.

There’s a lot to notice. And none of it’s good. This is especially disappointing after their Saturday’s scorcher. That was a gold star Sean Cody update with Jess and Graham and then the hot Sebastien on Monday.

First stop, The Sword’s Pornback Machine™

curtis broderick sean cody barebackThis “before” isn’t from Curtis’ first shoot back in 2008. It was from February of this year. When he showed at the studio up looking like this for his scene with Broderick, he should have been replaced. Are members getting a discount for paying for a model no longer worthy of the site?

 
curtis broderick sean cody barebackYes. There’s a place for models in gay porn who aren’t ripped. But that place isn’t Sean Cody. At least it didn’t used to be. And frankly, pairing Curtis and his 9″ to bottom for Broderick and his stubby dick didn’t do anyone’s eyeballs any favors either.

 
Cyn-Working-Girl“Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn’t make me Madonna,” is a line for “Working Girl.”

 
curtis broderick sean cody barebackWell, just because Broderick says he’s a top doesn’t make him one either just because there’s a camera in the room. Especially when Broderick’s best asset is behind him.

 
curtis broderick sean cody barebackHe’s all backfield and no goal post. Broderick did get Curtis to shoot three times. Then again, so did Shaw.

 
curtis broderick sean cody barebackThe tally is actually six loads in this scene. But they are more dick dribbles than cum shots. After this one, Broderick swings around and latches his mouth onto Curtis’ dick. Ummm, since when does a “top” lick his bottom’s dick clean? Exactly.

[Watch “Broderick & Curtis: Bareback” at Sean Cody]

16 thoughts on “When Tubby Met Stubby Is As No Bueño As It Sounds”

  1. “TUBBY”!?! and “Stubby”!?! Damn you have high, unreal and really, really shitty expectations.

    You’re terrible choice in words is the perfect reminder that gay people don’t need Conservative Christian Republicans to do away with us when really we are our own demise.

    The guy in the Before/After photo, you know “the tubby” one. I’d take him now. I wouldn’t of thought much of him before. But now he’s fine.

    And I don’t think he necessarily think he gained wait, I think he probably stopped working out as much as he used to and isn’t nearly as toned and ripped like before.

    1. Sad, just absolutely sad and disgusting. While admittedly, Curtis doesn’t look as ripped as he used to, this is exactly what’s wrong; being so complacent and failing to address when people are on the downward slope of being in shape because “words hurt”. No wonder obesity is on the rise.

  2. I get how paid subscribers might be a little turned off but man this blog post couldnt have come off more shallow. Variety is the splice of life and a top sucking a guys dick after fucking is pretty hot.

    I didn’t think he looked that bad. I didn’t mind the fuller look on him, most guys look like this when they are bulking up. If he is just gaining weight I’m sure Sean Cody knows where to draw the line.

  3. Y’all are a bunch of cry babies. Since when was this a support group? Does anyone remember the old Sean Cody schedule? Since they cut it down to two without cutting the price, those updates need to be bang on. Before they sold out, you could count on seeing banging bodies every time. You never saw updates like this. I know those days are gone and the tube sites blah blah blah. But we’ve allowed Sean Cody to lower the bar in both quantity and quality. But what’s the point is paying for everday bodies you can see for free? That’s why I cancelled. Now I’ll shut my cry baby mouth.

  4. Sorry but this criticism is absolutely inappropriate: Curtis has a better body than probably 90 % of the guys watching and Broderick is hot any time regardless of the size of his dick. If you don´t like the scene that´s fine but don´t “trump” those two hot guys

  5. Sorry man, but people come to blogs like this for you to curate good stuff to whack off to, not to name and shame models you think aren’t up to snuff.

    This is an industry filled with guys who are pretty likely to be struggling with real issues around body image and sex, who in the “everything is free on the internet era” are less and less able to make a living off porn, and are often using it as an advertising reel for escort work.

    We’re already doing something arguably parasitic consuming it and paying for it. (If we’re even doing that). Don’t add insult to injury by being a fucking bully with guys who are probably far more popular in person than you are.

  6. I understand that you didn’t enjoy this video, but what the hell is wrong with your last comment? Supousedly, gay community is against stereotypes, but the you go and make such a stupid rethoric question.

    Please, never work as an activist.

  7. Why are you so full of HATE towards sean cody, you never have anything nice to say……whats the deal did they reject you? So now you spew hate at them? is that it??

    1. I watch Sean Cody for fantasy. Curtis’ now big belly and flat saggy ass does not fit the bill. If anyone thinks Curtis is a hot bottom should try bigsaggingbooty.com for their needs.

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