Even with 11,983 likes per minute, Justin Bieber’s butt didn’t really ‘break the internet’ at least not like Kim Kardashian’s ass did! But he’s not the first man to try. So let’s compare some assets …
Obviously the only real way to “break the internet,” figuratively, is a denial-of-service (DoS) attack.
But, to the more causal user, the viral phenomena created by an “internet sensation” and let to the pedestrian version of “breaking the internet,’ summarized by Time as “means engineering one story to dominate Facebook and Twitter at the expense of more newsworthy things.”
The article points out a few instances, such as Beyoncé’s surprise album drop and of course, Kim K’s ass pic on the cover of Paper (and the magazine used the phrase “break the internet” in its headline). But here at The Sword, we’ve collected a few other examples that may not have busted the web, but might have inspired us to bust a load…
By this morning, the 1.6 million ‘Beliebers’ have liked Justin’s bum…
I wonder if the family-fest writers over at Icon Male risked their heads exploding when Zac Efron tweeted this pic of him with his brother …
#brothers pic.twitter.com/ddNS1jVCDT
— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) July 7, 2015
There was some designer dick recently. “It’s yours to try!” said 52-year-old Marc Jacobs on Instagram. He was talking about his bare ass. Or maybe the tip of his peen? Yeah don’t you hate when you thought you were sending a direct message and it goes viral even after you realized your mistake and deleted it? Or maybe he totally just wanted to show off his cock.
And of course back in February, there was that guy on 4chan who, after making a makeshift cockring from a roll of masking tape, got hard and then couldn’t get it off and asked the internet for help. In any event, it was a hot cock, and was widely shared across the world.
Last summer we had Jeremy “the Hot Felon” Meeks whose mug shot received 101,744 likes, 12,823 shares, and 26,545 on the Stockton Country Police FaceBook page
Some his fans devoted a Tumblr to Prisoner McDreamy, which includes links to alleged cock pics, which if there is a higher power, are real … but as SexFlexible pointed it, that scholng belongs to Taethedoug.
There was hot, bearded, gay Canadian Big Brother housemate Kenny Brain.
And the Ex-Marine, Kelley Johnson who starred of Bravo’s reality series Below Deck, whose naked selfie went around last October.
Not to forget Billy Reilich a.k.a. Ellen’s Gardner, whose cock and ass went viral last year after his Ellen show fame.
And of course we can’t forget to mention Michael Hoffman who has turned “leaked” videos into a virtual franchise. Hoffman, by the way, just sold all of his jerkoff vids to JuicyBoys, the new Men.com bareback off-shoot, if you want to watch them all (for $1 trial).
Previously: How Much Money Will It Take To Turn Bodybuilding Attention Whore Michael Hoffman Into a Gay Porn Star?
John who???? No, thanks.
Justin has teased for years the reveal of his ass, who can deny that with the years of proof of him wearing low hanging pants or board shorts that showed off his ass in his underwear.. I think Justin Bieber has wanted to pose nude for a few years now and finally did it. The older crowd which comprises of women and eldergays will go for John Legend who is 36 while the younger crowd of females and gays will go for Justin who is 21. At least Justin gave his younger gay fans what they have been dreaming of seeing for years. Let’s not forget Justin’s lesbian fans who have commented he looks great especially with those hips of his that they say resemble that of a woman’s hips. My vote goes to Justin Bieber who I have been waiting on for him to finally post a nude photo every since he turned 18 as have millions of young gay fans and of course his female fans.
i agree
Sign me up for Team Reilich!!!
John Legend >>>
Do a post on John Legends leaking. Now THAT’S a fucking ASS!
The Efrons show that good looks run in the family and those bodies yum. Hoffman looks just insanely sexy. The guy with the tape you have to give him an A for creativity but I bet he about died when it did not come off on its own lol. I still think Meeks is hot in that pic.