The list of people who have demanded that stories about them be “removed” or “pulled down” off The Sword is longer than a gay porn star’s Photoshopped dick, but no one has complained about The Sword more than David Forest. Did David Forest finally go too far by hacking TheSword.com and deleting all the videos on the site?
If you haven’t already noticed, every Sword-hosted video (i.e., videos that play in the below TheSword.com player) on the site was wiped out sometime yesterday morning, and there’s no easy way to get them all back.
My tech team claims there was a “drive array failure on what was the only drive that housed the videos,” but I have no idea what those words mean so I blame David Forest for everything. Did the AOL email address-using talent manager and male madame really hack into TheSword.com’s servers and delete all of the videos? Of course not, but because I am in the midst of my very own epic meltdown over the loss of 2.5 years worth of content, I am lashing out at The Sword’s favorite frienemy.
Long story short, videos previously posted to The Sword will be slowly but surely re-uploaded one-by-one, so please don’t email me or leave comments on old posts saying “the video doesn’t work.” Believe me, I already know.
In the meantime, here’s the video of Dale Cooper’s Fleshlight jerk off/fuck session posted last week and viciously deleted yesterday, re-uploaded using CockyBoys’ player.