The fifth season of So You Think You Can Fuck, better known as “the couples season” out of which there’s only one remaining couple, has now ended, and the Red Team of now ex-boyfriends Dylan Knight and Brandon Wilde took home the big prize.
We of course know that “engaged” boyfriends Theo Ford and Logan Moore weren’t ever really much of a couple, and Dylan and Brandon broke up after the show was done shooting, which leaves only Billy and Seth Santoro, who are married and working through some issues after Billy recently admitted he’s an alcoholic.
If this were Hollywood, of course, Dylan and Brandon might have held out until the final episode aired before announcing their breakup, but this isn’t Hollywood, and we heard about it weeks ago.
And these days Dylan is moving to DC and getting tied up and fucked by Connor Maguire for Kink.com. (Complete with nipple clams.)
So I'm tied up to a gate and @ConnorMXXX walkins in. Instead of letting me down! He put nipple clams on me! #KinkPorn @kinkmen
— Dylan Knight (@DylanKnightXXX) June 17, 2015
Dominic Ford is supposed to take viewer/Twitter fan votes into account in announcing the winner of So You Think You Can Fuck, so presumably when this was shot (months ago), they shot sequences with all three teams winning?
Anyway, you can watch the big reveal on the So You Think You Can Fuck season finale here, and below is the final fuck show from Episode 9, where Seth Santoro got spit-roasted by Theo and Logan, and bounced between their cocks.
[Dominic Ford: So You Think You Can Fuck, the Season Finale]
Logan Moore is perfection. He was robbed.
What will the two viewers of this show do now its over ?
Seth is very sexy
said no one ever
Agree 1 million times!! The sexiest ever!!
yeah me thinks it was another “relationship” staged to be able to win this show…probably…if you talk to Brandon Wilde on Twitter the break up didn’t really seem to be much of a big deal, on to the next I suppose…Ah the jadedness of it all
Didn’t Brandon get engaged twice to different guys since the break up?
One of them has been having a a romance with Pierre Fitch – if you read some of the tweets you will probably vomit
That idiot Theo Ford did an video interview where he tried to make out his relationship wasn’t a set up. The interview was about as convincing as their on screen romance .