Erik Rhodes’ blog has a playlist, and right now the top song is Lil Wayne’s ‘I Feel Like Dyin’.’ It seems like America’s Dick-Throb has broken up with his boyfriend and begun experimenting with a potentially fatal “work-out drug.” Take it away, emo girl!
I started taking this new “work out” drug which after using it briefly i started to see negative side effects which made me research it more. I found plenty of extremely negative feedback on the drug, the worst side effect being death…All i could think after reading that was “how perfect”. What an easy out.Yeah, it might not be as dramatic as going out in a a shoot out with the cops like i always imagined but, i’m a pussy anyways. Even if i could get my hands on a gun, i’d most likely do nothing with it except imagine…
Its funny the day dreams i had the other day when i was almost arrested again…i guess the funniest part was that i almost welcomed being locked up. I have fought it other times, this time, I just didnt care. I have seen the “white trash, roided out, bully” looks before. Why fight it? Just accept it.
…I can’t live like this anymore. I’ve spent the last 5 years of my life slowly dying and expected so much more from myself. There is no hope left.
If you’d like to see this fuckstud on-screen, you can watch him play a cum-swallowing law school student in Falcon’s After Party, or you can catch him in the South Park clip below:
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“Bucket of Eeyore woe,” I love that! Good lede, and the South Park/goth girl ref: priceless.
Remember that scene from Death Becomes Her, where Isabella Rosellini gives the eternal-youth elixir to Meryl Streep, who downs it. Then Isabella goes, “Now a warning.” And Mery Streep goes, “NOW a warning?” That’s what I was reminded of reading about Erik’s new “work out” drug. Of course, he would take something, and only bother to find out later that it is potentially fatal. “The worst side effect being death…” Well, yes, I imagine that would be the worst one.
I wonder when he’ll start doing fetish porn where he’s cutting himself.
I want to cuddle and kiss my “Rhodes”.
I don’t think I’m better, but definitely smarter and a hell of a lot happier. I don’t do spend all my time and effort getting high or selling my ass for money to get more high. I’m not judging Erik or anyone else in the biz. The fact of the matter is that it doesn’t matter what we say to Erik Rhodes or any other porn star, they’re gonna do whatever the hell they want to. Which is fine, it’s their business. But In Erik Rhodes case, the things that he gripes about the most is the same thing he keeps doing over and over again, drugs and porn. He’s admitted to almost dying half a dozen times. If he was really seeking help, I’d be more sympathetic but he’s been saying the same crap for years now, it’s just tedious.
Rhodes gets a record number of comments every time there’s a post on him, anywhere. It’s all theatre- he’s genius. And you’re all a pack of fools.
Wow…so I know this is a porn blog, but he sounds like he’s in trouble. If addressing depression was as simple as shutting the fuck up, there would be millions of quiet and content people all over the world. I’m fearful that if he shuts up, he may really repress all of the self hatred he’s sitting with and go ahead and kill himself. I always find it interesting that some people who watch porn have convinced themselves that they are somehow better, smarter, or more well adjusted because they are in front of their television/computer/etc., and not in front of the camera. It is my experience that the children who are the loudest and the bitchiest tend to be the saddest. Comments submitted by those people are useless and say more about the authors than they do about Mr. Rhodes. Why the hell do the kids have to be so mean and hateful all the time?
bitch bitch bitch…….
Preach J, preach! I’m tired of his whining too, he’s got no one to blame but himself!! He’s not a victim, he’s just an idiot.
Oh yeah… and shouldn’t we all be wasting our lives talking about Levi Johnson anyways
Double-douche.
Hey now, comparing me to the goth kids of southpark is kinda low…
oh and Adam just drove me past the Naked sword office here in San Fran… maybe i might just fucking snap and pulls the first gay porn virginia tech… i been contemplating on how to make my name live forever… ya know besides john holmes’s huge cock he had the Wonderland murders… i see shit about that all they time on vh-1…..
yeah… the naked sword murders…. hmmmm… wanna live forever?
love ya.
Douche.
Erik was miserable 3 years ago.
Look, if he’s that mserable, then there are some thing he can do right now to get himself unstuck:
–stop being a prostitute…if you’re going to sell your ass, then don’t be surprised if you are viewed as an item and not a person.
–get out of porn…unless you spent all your money on roids and drugs (you ARE a bit of an addict), get out, get a 9 to 5 job, and grow up
–get an HIV test…you were messing around with Marc Jacobs and his scummy bareback porn doing boyfriend and while I am not suggesting anything, your drug use may have left a door prize
–finally….SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR WHINNING. If you have problems in your head, then get a good therapist. There is a reason people become therapists…go let one help you.
I am serious about shutting the hell up…you really need to shut the hell up because no one wants to be around a whiner. They want to be around people who know how to stand up and take charge of their lives. Grow up. Grow up. Grow up.