Every Gay Man In America Would Like to Suck This Miami Dolphins Fan’s Dick

You may have noticed the shouts and squeals coming from various corners of your news feeds and favorite homo blogs that a certain, especially buff and beautiful bearded man donned a turquoise Speedo at a football game recently.

His name is Kyle Ramey. He appears to like attention, and working on his quads and obliques. And while he may or may not wax his torso, he’s letting his beard grow wild, and holy fuck he looks good in a Speedo.

Kyle arrived at last Sunday’s Miami Dolphins game with his pal Brendan Riley wearing just these Dolphins-turquoise swimsuits, and an Instagram photo of Kyle being spoken to by Miami-Dade Police (they wanted him to put his pants on) got shared about a billion times and masturbated over by every gay man and boy from Boston to Austin to Olympia and back. Instinct mag then came up with a few more photos, and some commenters noted that Kyle and Brendan have a history of behaving badly — both were arrested two years ago in connection with the severe beating of a guy that left him in critical condition, and it was later shown that Brendan was the one who threw the decisive punch.

Anyway, Kyle is now 26, lives in West Palm Beach, and we’re pretty sure that any number of web-based porn concerns have already tried contacting him, perhaps via his now private Instagram account, to see if he’ll come to California to do a solo jerkoff video for them. Maybe he could still use some money for legal fees? He probably go-gos already, anyway. The twinkier pal Brendan isn’t bad himself and will appeal to you non-beard-lovers.

Kyle told a local TV station that he plans to return next Sunday to the Dolphins-Panthers game wearing only his Speedo in protest, or something.

Here’s where it all began:

[Instinct]

15 thoughts on “Every Gay Man In America Would Like to Suck This Miami Dolphins Fan’s Dick”

  1. You all are insane. This guy bludgeoned a guy into a coma. I don’t think he is dating material, let alone to fuck around with!

  2. Can’t stand the wooly beard. Let’s see him trim that down a bit before I decide the level of hotness. Regardless, it’s an interesting look that got him noticed.

  3. Yeah, I guess hotness trumps homicidal brute any day with gay men. Did the guy recover from his coma? And look this guy walks around in speedo!

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