Five Huge Guys With Tiny Dicks Play Twister

That’s pretty much what we’ve got for you, via The Guy Site.

Five really huge, steroid-y dudes are hanging out, shirt-cocking in a sad living room with too much furniture. They flex. They laugh about how huge they all are. Then they play some naked beer pong followed by naked Twister. Who’d want to see these guys with thighs the size of Montana playing Twister, you ask? We have no idea. But then they have a circle jerk.

The blond one is called Bruiser, and he’s the only one we’d touch. The one on the left is ex-Marine and competitive body builder Jackson Gunn, because: guns. And the second one from the right? Is there even a dick there? Anyway, too big.

And apparently there’s a Part 2 on the way in which, maybe, somebody gets fucked in that sad living room. We can only dream.

[The Guy Site]

15 thoughts on “Five Huge Guys With Tiny Dicks Play Twister”

  1. guess the comments show that in fact there is a market for this lard bucket roided out FUGS! By the way, there are videos of this “dudes” with erection and their dicks are the same size as i’ve seen japanese porn dudes have: tiny.

    1. Jorge, it’s okay to be a size queen but it’s not okay to be so pejorative. First of all, it is offensive and secondly, there is not reason because their dicks surely are *not* tiny. They may not be massively hung but I agree with Mikey: Their dicks look mighty fine to me.

    2. You probably watching censored and pixelated porn. Japanese guys have really big dicks, you need to find uncensored ones. Pixels distort images and retinal grouping makes it so you only count the view of the clear parts. Also, that is racist. You do know the micro-penis gene came from white men, right? People say white men are defective.

  2. I don’t understand the tone of this article. These big burly guys are hot. What does the writer prefer – WeHo bartender types with bigger dicks? He can have them …

  3. I like beefy men, but some of them are using a bit too much roids/HGH. A couple of them have pregnant bellies. Also, the guy in the navy tank has a pretty small dick, even soft you don’t see much of it. But I wouldn’t kick any of these beefy bears out of bed.

  4. Psst. *whispers* I heard that penises get bigger when they get hard.

    Annoying article. Some of the guys are cute. You don’t need an 8 inch soft dick to be hot.

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