#CelebrityCock: MTV’s Gary Beadle Shows His Parsnip

Gary Beadle loves to flash his “parsnip.” There was that censored video of him dancing naked that made the rounds. But now, you can really see him rock out with his cock out.

Gary “Gaz” Beadle is a fixture on UK reality TV, best known for appearing in the MTV’s series “Geordie Shore.” In 2015, he appeared in the second series of “Ex on the Beach,” and later returned to take part in the “All Stars” fifth series in 2016.

Thanks to a head up from our #CelebrityCock partners at “Cocktails & Cocktalk”, Gaz is in the nudes news again.

When he posted this picture, it became a bit of a thing. Now, I’m sure he’s straight. No self-respecting gay man would name their penis after a root vegetable regardless of the eggplant inference.

Gary firmly believes he’s turned women into vegetarians. Then he remembered his “parnip” is from the meat family.

 
Joining the choros was girlfriend Charlotte Crosby who had been bragging on and on about “The Parsnip” since she and Gaz Beadle first consummated their Geordie Shore romance. Then he took over the PR machine.

 
Now there was that time when they went to the tanning booth and the little paper thongs proved insufficient to cover the entire crop.

 
And there was the RISE and shine quick flash.

There there was the “dancing as naked as I can video” that was in heavy distribution and heavy censoring

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But not any more.

 
After all, who doesn’t love a dancing parsnip?

 
 
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