Gay Fuck-Ups Should Stop Playing The ‘Hate Crime!’ Card

Yes, gays sometimes face discrimination. But considering that, unlike straight people, we don’t have to fuck women and can get our dicks sucked anytime we want, discrimination is a small price to pay. And when homos do not take advantage of these anonymous sex privileges, they are sometimes prone to misguided professions of hate crimes. 

First there’s Richard Hatch, whom we last saw in a vomitous, poopy cameo in Another Gay Movie. Months after he completed a three-year prison term for tax evasion, Richard Hatch has gotten arrested once again. The reason? He’s gay! Hatch told Today that he knew “definitively” that he wouldn’t have gone to jail if he were straight, adding:

I know without question that there are personal issues involved for the prosecutor … I don’t think you or anyone else can deny that we as homosexuals face discrimination.

Shut up, Richard. Then there’s the case of Kristian Laliberte, a New York fashionista with a face that only a “Lights Out Party!” tweaker could love. He issued a press release this week claiming that a fellow party-goer in The Hamptons called him “a fag.” Here’s his conclusion:

Don’t people realize that gays are being hung in Iran or bombed in Israel.

And don’t you realize, Kristian, that you live in America, and are therefore able to wear the over-coat pictured at right in public? Anyway, it turns out that Kristian got called out because he was a fuck-up, not because he was gay. Two people who witnessed the bar incident said that Kristian tried to help himself to a stranger’s table service, screamed “Do you know who I am!” when he didn’t get his free booze, then cried hysterically and threatened to call the police.

What a fag.

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0 thoughts on “Gay Fuck-Ups Should Stop Playing The ‘Hate Crime!’ Card”

  1. I fired off an email to a friend as soon as I saw his say that yesterday. The facts I think for myself, have original thoughts and concepts are much bigger risk to the conservative status quo in this country dying to maintain itself than my affinity for falling on a naked man from time to time. We aren’t producing offspring, we don’t believe in the angry dogma and we are aren’t afraid to question out loud. That would scare anyone who only has a concept of identity provided for the by the group they joined up to like herd following cows.

    Hatch is a moron, you can’t project self will and ego like that without apology and expect to be well received. If jail didn’t crack his ego nothing out here will.

    Being a big homosexual would be the last on the list of why people don’t like him.

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