Gay Porn Fashion Alert! Grabbys Red Carpet, Ceremony, And Winners Recap

You already know who took home a Grabby last night, but do you know what everyone was wearing? From Best Dressed to WHAT Was She Thinking?, here is who really won (and really lost) at the 2013 Grabbys.

First the Fashion Winners. Chances are, the less clothes you wore, the more I approved.

Trenton Ducati, Topher DiMaggio (he’s so pretty and perfect, he actually looks airbrushed in real life), Jake Bass, Ricky Roman (*faints*), Bravo Delta, Austin Wilde, Ryan Raz, Dillon Rossi, Connor Kline (bowties were in this year), Levi Karter (note his shoelaces), Jett Black, Christian Wilde, and Max Ryder were among the Best Dressed, either for putting some thought into their outfits or for just being hot.

People in the WHAT Was She Thinking? category include anyone who couldn’t be bothered to put on something other than a t-shirt. You’re co-hosting the show and a tank top was the best you could do? Really?

I’m willing to forgive Parker Perry and Tom Wolfe’s overly casual look because at least they coordinated (and they’re hot). However, I can’t be as kind to Jimmy Durano and Rod Daily, who apparently missed the memo that this was the Grabbys, not an episode of Miami Vice.

Who do you think was a Fashion Winner?
Who was a complete Fashion Disaster?
Does Fashion matter?
What would you wear to the Grabbys, if you could go?
Should gay porn stars be more Fashion Conscious?
Should gay porn stars be Fashion Unconscious?
Who should have just gone naked?
Who should have had the Fashion Police called on them?

 

35 thoughts on “Gay Porn Fashion Alert! Grabbys Red Carpet, Ceremony, And Winners Recap”

  1. Those, um, shirts in the bottom pic are stupid, even by porn-actor standards. I assume they were all out of pink crop-tops. (Or tops period, from the looks of it.)

  2. While all these guys are hot, I have not seen such bad fashion since I was in High School.
    That was a long time ago. No, I won’t say how long ago.=)

    Am I the only one that thinks Topher looks like a wax figure? He seems to have the same look, and smile, in every pic. LOL. He is just too perfect!

    1. Wouldn’t surprise me. The girl is obsessed with her looks. I’m surprised she hasn’t started getting that surgery to make her taller. They actually do have that ability, to add about 3 inches to your height. I can’t imagine how shitty your legs look after it, but then again he never does look like he gives them enough attention to begin with so I’m sure for him it wouldn’t make much of a difference.

  3. Jake bass looks like he pinched a few loaves in his pants. Zach that was mean to put Austin and Christians pics side by side. Austins bright white smile looks like a toothpaste ad. Christians piss yellow teeth look like they haven’t been brushed since the 90s.

  4. 1. Trenton Ducati (there are few people who can pull that look off so flawlessly)
    2. Ryan Raz (between the tailored look, the blue shirt and his smile? nuff said)
    3. Austin Wilde ties with Connor Kline (bow-ties turn me on something major)

  5. It’s Brioni!!!

    In my opinion performers during Grabbys Ceremony tryed to express something on the way they got dressed. Someones were able to do it some others had to go almost naked.Some performers were only little kids not able to assimilate what means to belong to the porn industry.

    I think Rafael Alencar looked amazing!
    Trenton was super.
    Austin looked funny. I liked it.

  6. It was an awards ceremony held inside a gymnasium–not the fucking Oscars. Most looked fine, although I personally hate tank tops exceept at the beach. And I will NEVER get Jake Bass’s appeal and he is also dressed hideously. He is the worst dressed in my opinion. Connor Kline is growing on me as a performer and he looked good.

  7. So Zach are you trying to say that I did not put any thought into my outfit? Being compared to Miami Vice is kind a compliment. I was dressed up from head to toe and not wearing a Tshirt or tennis shoes but since I was not have naked I was not up top on your list. As you said it’s an award show that’s is the time to wear a suit if u want me to be naked them buy the movie.

    1. Well for what it’s worth I thought it suited you (pardon the pun) Jimmy.

      Rod should definitely have left his on the hanger though.

      1. I disagree. The yellow is a terrible color for his skin tone. And I personally liked Rod Daily’s look. Loud and messy, it fits the gay porn awards show perfectly and it looked good on him.

    2. Very Jack Nicholson in Prizzi’s Honor and I can’t think of a higher compliment than that. Comeback to the Five and Dime, Kathleen, Kathleen Turner!

  8. My 4 winners are:
    Jimmy Durano not because of his colored clothes, but for his complete charm! I’m crazy for him!
    Brent Corrigan for showing his best ass_ets!
    Christian Wilde because of his splendid eyes and all the rest!
    Ryan Raz, because!
    The entire crew of Cockyboys.

    Loosers are:
    Trenton Ducati: no interest in this guy.
    Matthew Rush because of the battle dress. I like Matthew but here is so disapointing.
    All the other.

  9. WOW is Bravo Delta short!

    Austin had the best outfit, but it didn’t look good on him, it sort of boxed him out. In all, probably Max Ryder.

    Ricky Roman looks really good, but he’s serving a bit too much prom realness for me.

  10. Definitely not a fan of the CockyCunts and their outfits in that big group shot outdoors. Jake and Max remind me too much of Justin Beiber it’s disgusting.

    I like Parker Perry and and Tom Wolfe’s thing going on it reminds me of when Trenton and Tate did that whole killmeth shirt last year at another awards show.

    I actually don’t mind Rod Daily’s outfit as colorful as it is, it looks less atrocious than some of the rest of the things people were wearing. I like the outfit on the guy to the right of him, whoever he is. Jimmy Durano though that is one uglyass jacket.

    I do like Connor Kline and Ricky Roman’s outfit. Austin Wilde’s outfit seems a bit excessive but I like it. I’m a fan of grey and black mixtures. BTW how tall are Austin and Christian? I didn’t think there was that much of a height difference but man there is!

    Trenton is hot the less clothes the better on him! Topher, I am not a fan of him but I think he looks great here. Matthew Rush that jacket is terrible that does not butch you up. Not liking Adam’s getup either.

    But honestly they are all overdressed considering this was taking place at a gym lol. And right next to a whole foods with the doors open? Wow this is really pathetic. They need to get some proper sponsors or do something because that is embarrassing.

  11. Michael Jackson Protege

    I had so hoped Jake Genesis would have attended such that he could have thanked Jesus before accepting his award. Perhaps he was too busy trolling school grounds

  12. I loved Max Ryder’s outfit. He always chooses things that are perfect for his body type.

    Tommy Defendi looked gorgeous too ! But, in my opinion, he’s one of those (very few) men who would look amazing even wearing a … trash bag ! lmao

    I didn’t like Brent Corrigan, so banal. And what is he doing with his body ? ! He was so beautiful in that Andrew Christian video but now he’s too buff ! He looks fat, probably because he’s not very tall :/

      1. Ummm I wasn’t trying to be mean fuck face. He lost part of his lip and I was pointing out that it was fucked up how it happened.

    1. Thanks! I hit the six month mark and they are willing to do the corrective surgery then! I’m going to get sliced and diced.

    1. Fuck you asshole Parker Perry is hot as hell! Have these two ever done a scene together? Now that Tom Wolfe bottoms I wonder if it’s not too late to do one more before he retires and let Parker and Tom do a flip flop!

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