Paddy O’Brian and Dario Beck end up lost in Apocalypse Part 3. Pity doesn’t even begin to cover it.
And the award for outstanding achievement in costume design goes to Men.com. The trouble is, that’s not a porn-friendly category.
Apocalypse has a lot going for it. For all involved, this was an ambitious sojourn from the daily grind of straight guy gets had by his brother-in-law standard fare they churn out every day.
Paddy O’Brian is arguably one of the sexiest mother-fuckers on the planet. Dario Beck is a smoking hot bottom. Each scene has been perfectly cast. Sound, sets, camera work are all fierce. So are the steampunk costumes – which never come off. Somewhere along the way, they forgot this isn’t the school play.
It’s not even the action seems to be “phoned in.” What you can see through the mist has potential to be pretty hot.
But you can’t say for sure when you see more costume than flesh. Which is especially tragic when the flesh looks like this.
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