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Do We Already Have The Worst Porn Name Of The Year?

They sure can pick ’em. But when it comes to naming their finds, too often they miss. With both joy and regret, say hello to Taylor Shift.

Taylor Shift. Remember, I’m just the messenger here.

Though GayHoopla hit one of their finer notes with the flip fuck of Alex Griffen and Collin Simpson already, with a moniker this stupid, people are talking about his ridiculous name … instead of how ridiculously fine — and how much potential — this guy has.

gay porn star taylor shiftTaylor is a California boy who loves the sun and Perry Ellis silk boxer briefs. And the video camera loves him back. In the trailer at the bottom, he looks nearly flawless from every angle in every frame.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftHe certainly was blessed by the gene pool to start with. But it’s refreshing to know that no one is gifted everywhere. And while Taylor will never win a big dick contest, once again, that pole looks better, and bigger, in motion.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftYes, please. I’ll take a pair for every night of the month.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftWe don’t find out where, when, on how he likes to use that dick.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftAnd if there’s a G-d in heaven, those rear assets will prove to be not purely decorative.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftCurious about the chest tat too? Turns out it’s from gay poet Ralph Waldo Emerson. I sure hope that is a clue to his sexuality. But I hope they bring him back soon with a playmate so we can find out out with a visual.

[Watch Taylor Shift at GayHoopla]

15 thoughts on “Do We Already Have The Worst Porn Name Of The Year?”

  1. Unfortunately the only vid of him putting his cock to use is with some bitch named Mya. Hopefully he’ll get curious and show us what he can do with that ass too!

  2. He is the hottest guy in gayhoopla hands down. I will sign up for a membership if they bring him back often Hes SEXY.

  3. With Girth Brooks in retirement, Taylor Shift is the reigning bad porn name. Is it too late to change it to ‘Lil Dick’?

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