The G-dmother of gay porn is spending this election day doing her favorite thing: blowing!
Chi Chi’ LaRue’s life is a lot like a gay porn’s dick: it’s had its ups and down, it sometimes found itself in dark places, but most all, they always cums out a winner, baby!
Far from fading like we hope many of our election memories soon will be, Chi Chi is on winning streak. Just in the past few weeks, the blue screen has been blessed with some of her depravity.
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The Sword has been in contact with Chi Chi to see if she had anything to add about this momentous day. Not surprisingly, she did. But rather surprisingly, it was a single word.
You heard her bitches and bastards. Don’t let down the birthday girl!
Chi Chi, from all of your friends and fans here at The Sword, many, m-a-n-y more!