Mr. Man, the extremely comprehensive site devoted to perving out on every merest glimpse of celebrity peen ever to grace a movie screen, has compiled a list of the best gay and straight male ass from television and movies this year, including Charlie Hunnam’s umpteenth ass shot on Sons of Anarchy, and the gay sex scene from Game of Thrones.
As I’ve noted before on The Sword, where we all spent decades carefully rewinding and pausing and pressing our noses to our laptop and TV screens to see bits of Jude Law’s or Ewan McGregor’s junk, you now don’t have to do that because Mr. Man seriously has it all.
And, for your viewing and debating pleasure, they’ve actually ranked the best ones from 2014.
And just in time for Cyber Monday, Mr. Man is offering their cheapest membership deal of the year: $6 a month if you get a yearly membership (it’s usually $96 per year), or just $15 if you want to try it for a month. With that you’ll be able to explore each and every one of Zac Efron’s shirtless and ass-exposing moments, and even check out the time Justin Theroux showed his cock on Six Feet Under, long before he became the star of The Leftovers.
Below, the promo of the 2014 clips, and the full list below that. And yes, I know, Interior. Leather Bar. technically came out a couple years ago.
# 10 Josh Hartnett in Penny Dreadful
In his return to television, Josh proved he’s still got it by showing off his ripe rump in the third episode of the season! As Josh gets frisky with Billie Piper, you’ll be feeling equally frisky when you get a glimpse of his juicy glutes! Forget Penny Dreadful… this show is Plenty Skinful!
# 9 Jude Law in Dom Hemingway
Jude got a lot of attention for packing on thirty pounds to play the titular role in Dom Hemingway. What really grabbed our attention, however, was when he doffed his duds and went for a fully nude stroll, showing off everything he’s got front to back! Seeing Jude in the nude will definitely get you in the mood!
# 8 Will Tudor, Pedro Pascal in Game of Thrones
In this steaming hot orgy scene, Pedro and Will get busy with a bevy of babes. Though Pedro never shows off more than some sensational shirtlessness, Will goes the full monty showing off his Tudor-iffic tallywacker as he storms out of bed! These guys are clearly playing a game of bones!
# 7 Daniel Radcliffe in What If
The boy who lived is all grown up and finally ready to show off his best assets, which is exactly what Daniel Radcliffe did in the rom com What If. Daniel ditches his clothes for a moonlight skinny dip, showing off his wizardly whoopee cakes in the process! Now if only we could get a glimpse of his Sorcerer’s bone!
# 6 Gabino Rodríguez in I Am Happiness on Earth
Chiseled Mexican specimen Gabino Rodríguez made a name for himself this year by shucking his clothes and participating in a steamy threesome in this independent drama. Gabino lets it all hang out and even gets an actual beej! Now that’s Happiness on Earth!
# 5 Charlie Hunnam in Sons of Anarchy
Studly British hunk Charlie is the only actor to make the list two years running, once again showing off his choice cheeks on Sons of Anarchy! As Charlie beds another babe, we get some nice shots of his muscular duff as he thrusts his way back into the Top 5! Mr. Hunnam will have you saying “Hummunna Hummunna!”
# 4 A.J. Goodrich, Brenden Gregory in Interior. Leather Bar.
James Franco’s pseudo-documentary about the legendary 40-minutes of lost footage from 1980’s Cruising generated a ton of heat when it was released, thanks to the real sex on display! In the film’s hottest scene, A.J. gets a B.J. from another dude while Brenden looks on and strokes off!
# 3 Hugh Jackman in X-Men: Days of Future Past
Hugh Jackman shows off his huge ass, man in his latest adventure as Wolverine! Hugh unleashes the beast, and uncovers his butt as he wakes up pantsless in the past! Too bad Hugh didn’t turn around, because then he could’ve been made an official XXX-Man!
# 2 Christophe Paou, Pierre Deladonchamps in Stranger by the Lake
Zut alors! French foxes Christophe and Pierre certainly know their way around the lake—and one another! Both guys bare all in this steamy beachside rendezvous. They’re not holding anything back… and neither should you!
# 1 Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
Was there ever any doubt about this one? Ever since we got our first glimpse of Shia’s La Beef in the theatrical cut of Nymphomaniac Vol. 1, he was the one to beat! Once we got to see the director’s cut, however, there was no doubt about his place atop the list. Shia’s far from shy, and that’s just the way we like it!