118 thoughts on “How Is This Person A Gay Porn Star? Girth Brooks Edition”

  1. CherriGurlDavi

    Well.. we’ve covered the entire spectrum from passive “why can’t we all just get along.. and suck each other’s cock” to aggressive “we’ll get along if I say we’ll get along.. now suck my cock u little bitch” to happy queer “OMG.. you guys.. just have a coke and a smile.. and I’ll suck your cock” to angry queer “all I wanted was a fucking coke.. but NOooOOooo… you bought Pepsi and now you expect me to suck your cock” to easy to please “I mean, hello… he’s got a penis and a heartbeat.. what more do you want in a man. I would absolutely suck his cock” to hard to please “well, he looks like an over 30 wanna be pornstar, his balls are lopsided, his cock is only 8.5″ that’s nothing to write home about, and to make a bad situation train wreck he’s not even gay.. heterosexuals are soooo needy.. I wouldn’t suck that average sized fake ass over the hill cock with your round mouth”
    Yes, this has been a mix of pleasure and pain.. but the worst of all are the underachieving jealous know nothings with a 2 inch penis “I’ll be honest the guy just isn’t a good entertainer.. I seen Girth Brooks live in Nashville and he sounded like someone crammed a 8.5″ cock up his ass when he sang Thunder Road.. and.. what the hell kinda name is Girth Brooks for a country singer anyway..???” and his counterpart.. the arrogant.. self righteous… know it all ” NO!… back in ’08 I was the Hothouse ball fluffer and I’m telling you now.. his cock is not real.. I witnessed them remove a genetically engineered penis from a pickle jar and surgically attach it because his real cock was chewed up after attempting to fuck the neighbors poodle but accidentally banging a far sighted raccoon who mistook his cock for a discarded corn dog!”
    Ahhh… Give the public something to complain about, brag about, or cry about and here’s where we end up.. when the bottom line is simple… he could have a face so ugly they made a law banning him from posting selfies on social media punishable by 3 lifetime sentences… and the body of a bucktoothed midget troll with an ass so fat she couldn’t even fit under the bridge and you know what guys… with a fucking cock like his…
    … does it really matter.. and YES… you would stand in line on a 110* day… just to walk 50 miles with your tiny nuts dragging the steaming asphalt until those shrunken raisins matched your little twig just to meet the man with the girth you wish you’re boyfriend had so you could beg like a 18 yo cunt waving your hands with a feminine tone while declaring to the owner of the penis you lust for but never get, “ohhh Mr Girth.. I have all your movies.. your my idol, your body is the hottest by far… giggling and jumping in place can I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Mr Girth pretty PLEASE suck your enormous penis I think about you and only you while my husband fucks me I promise I’ll be a good little obedient cunt… Mr Girth Sir…”
    LMAOOO.. he’d be the best thing since God made big penis if you were offered some dick by this man.
    I love you all, I just had to have some fun.. and your not the only one who would act the part… I’d be so giddy and excited I’d be on my knees, hands pressed together looking up at him praying to him like he’s God Almighty begging for him to bless this faggot ass with that unholy, ungodly almighty huge thick man meat…. AMEN!

  2. I can only assume this article was meant to troll. If you enjoy the bodily equivalent of an apple-a-day and water only, then knock yourself out. Personally, I prefer my men how I like my steak. Just that right amount of marbling makes the world go round!

    There are two places where low-fat percentages play an important role: the bodybuilding stage and…actually that’s it. I’ve watched scenes that I would just as soon have turned off and rather just jerked off because the performers were infact utterly insufferable, toolish, twat-waffles! But as long as they’re built like Adonis it’s forgivable because that’s what sells right?

    Girth certainly doesn’t come off as an asshole in his performances. If anything he’s self conscious because of this exact kind of unsolicited commentary, shade, and judgment that we heap upon one another within our own community, day in and day out. I swear sometimes I wander why we even worry about the Religious Right nutjobs at all, because with friends like these who needs enemies right? Performers have it hard enough (no pun intended) and the stress they endure from industry and consumer expectations doesn’t make things any easier.

    Honestly, I liked Girth as a performer. He seemed considerate, reasonably affectionate (for a straight guy), and wasn’t unreasonably selfish either. Glad to see that he made a relatively clean exit from the industry as well. Needless to say, I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed EVER.

      1. And just what exactly kinda casino you running that you have nothing better to do than make pathetic, ill-advised attempts at throwing shade at 11pm on a Sunday night? Some life you must live! Yeah, it’s a bit pedantic, but all you’ve done is proven that not only are you boring & bitter, you’re also illiterate as well. Gold star bud!

        1. AS MS. NENR LEAKES WOULD SAY; AND I QUOTE, ” SO NASTY, SO RUDE!!”. THE MAN IS ENTITLED TO HIS OPINION AND IT’S JUST THAT AN OPINION. SO IF HE IS UP AT 11PM VOCING HIS OPINION THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKES YOU WHEN YOUR UP AT THE SAME TIME RESPONDING TO IT?. DO YOU WANNA A GOLD STAR?!. LOL!.

  3. ‘Just don’t be a dick???’ While this entire post is about fat-shaming??? I’m sorry but that is just stupid. Girth Brooks is not fat by any stretch of the imagination, just because he doesn’t have a steroided emaciated sixpack does not mean there is anything wrong with him. Can we please do without this sort of judgmental bullshit? Plenty of men like guys with a bit more meat on their bones, not everyone goes for rake-thin waifs.

  4. nothing wrong with his body at all. real men are hot af… comon na!
    plus u kinda can be super ugly with a cock like that-

    1. I couldn’t agree more. Girth Brooks was a pornstar for one reason: his huge, fat, big-headed dick. The fact that his overall appearance is that of the man-next-door only adds to his hotness, because it literally adds to the fantasy that your unassuming neighbor “Tom” down the street could possibly be possessing be packing like this!

  5. I saw a vid with Girth Brooks and quit watching half way through because he is a real asshole. He shouldn’t be a straight man in gay porn. He doesn’t kiss, show any affection, cuddle, hug, suck cock or get fucked so he is a real selfish jerk. I’m gay and I want to see action. These straight no talent out of shape, dopes, like Girth should be black balled. I tried to see if he was always this way and he is in his other vids. I wouldn’t give him $100.00 for a scene. He doesn’t do anything. The only thing going four him is a big cock, but it’s ugly and so is his balls. He has sagging tits and tummy. All he talks about is his big dick and how tight an asshole is and doesn’t he feel good up your ass. Well Louise, I’ve had as big and bigger up my ass and they were prettier, with a nice man attached. So fuck Girth.

      1. I totally agree…that much hate spewing is obviously coming from another outside issue. Projecting big time.

    1. So where are they now? It doesn’t sound like any of them put the proverbial ring on it.

      There are two places where low-fat percentages play an important role: the bodybuilding stage…actually that’s it. I’ve watched scenes that I would just as soon have turned off and rather just jerked off because the performers were infact utterly insufferable, toolish twat-waffles? But as long as they’re built like Adonis it’s forgivable because that’s what sells right?

      If anything he’s self conscious because of this exact kind of unsolicited commentary, shade, and judgment that we heap upon one another within our own community, day in and day out. Performers have it hard enough (no pun intended) and the stress they endure from industry and consumer expectations doesn’t make things any easier.

      Honestly, I liked Girth as a performer. He seemed considerate, reasonably affectionate (for a straight guy), and wasn’t unreasonably selfish either. Glad to see that he made a relatively clean exit from the industry as well. Needless to say, I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed EVER.

    2. You are such a little bitchy bitch… I bet you and all your “friends” are those super queer girly girls that are snobby to everyone who isn’t a super girly girl.

    3. Do you watch much porn? Majority of porn stars in Gay and Straight porn don’t show affection, and cuddle? wtf? hug? There are tops and bottoms, just like in real life.

    4. Your Fathers Favourite

      BITCH I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU IS OR WHAT THE FUCK YOU IS, BUT LISTEN JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN UGLY DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HATE ON SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY MAKES MORE MONEY IN A MONTH THAN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY COMBINED BITCH. NO WONDER YOU DONT GET DICK. ALSO YOU PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER TWINK WHO THINKS HE HAS SKILLS BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW, HE LOOKS LIKE A FISH WHO IS IN SERIOUS NEED OF WATER, LIKE YOU IS ABOUT TO DIE.

    5. OK, I CAN AGREE WITH YOU BUT WITHOUT THE CURSING THOUGH, BUT WITH THAT BEING SAID I DO AGREE WITH YOU. HE DOES NOTHING BUT WANTS EVERYTHING DONE TO HIM. HE DOSEN’T EAT ASS. BUT LIKES HIS ASS TO BE EATEN. HE DOSEN’T SUCK DICK. BUT LOVES IT WHEN HE HAS HIS DICK SUCKED. NOW, I THINK THAT WHEN HE GOT INTO GAY PORN, HE HAD SOME CONCERNS ABOUT THEY WAY HE WOULD PERFORM ON CAMERA AND NOT EATING ASS OR SUCKING DUCK OR EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN RETURNED WERE THE CONCERNS HE HAD AND THEY AGREED TO HIS TERMS BECAUSE THEY WANTED HIM TO BOOST THEIR FILMS AND VIDEO AND KNEW THEY WOULD SELL MILLIONS AND A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY OFF OF HIN AND JUMPED AT THE CHANCE BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE MADE HIM AN OFFER. SO WITH THAT BEING SAID I DO AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS YOU EXPRESSED ABOUT GIRTH.

  6. Girth Brooks, aka Michael Gexler, is now retired from the porn industry. He is married to a woman, has 2 daughters and sells real estate in Naples, Florida. You can Google his real name or check out his web site… http://www.michaelgexler.com

      1. So what the hell are you doing here looking at penises and holes? Sarcasm or are you looking for tha God holy father’s ASS?

  7. Girth Brooks, aka Michael Gexler, is now retired from the porn industry. He is married to a woman, has 2 daughters and sells real estate in Naples, Florida. You can Google his real name or check out his web site… http://www.michaelgexler.com

  8. Why doesn’t Girth Brooks suck cock, kiss or bottom if he is gay. Because he is straight. I think he would gag if he kissed or sucked cock. He is so fake.

    1. Your opinion means nothing to anyone but you. Not everyone wants dick up their ass. So what your saying is your not gay unless you’ve got some guys dick stuck in your ass or down your throat? You just told people what kind of a slut whore you are..

      1. And neither does your opinion … But Straight Men have no problem fucking pussies or Women’s butts, even being rimmed by a Woman… So it’s not a question of “bed rol”, it’s a question of not being tagged like a Gay, and that’s pathetic (and more if you’re getting “hard” with other Man in scene), asshole!

  9. Mark Taint you shallow idiot, Girth Brooks was one of the hottest pornstars of his generation, I suppose you ‘re into the tattooed, faux masculine, testosterone injected muscle pumped fems that do porn these days, not a patch on this fit piece of man meat, hot as fuck! a proper man’s man through and through, you saddo.

    1. @Tommy Tank: You are an Idiot, not the others which damn Girth Brooks. – He is an asshole, he doesn’t cuddle, kiss or do anything except worrying about his cock. Besides, he is out of shape. I don’t like vids with him, – he is straight and especially not likeable because of his selfishness.Everybody can tell, he is straight and so it is no fun to watch gay porn with him. There are hundreds of other G4P guys who are more pleasant.

  10. What’s he look like now? Been a while since I’ve seen him in anything. I know he’s gay for pay, but a sexy fuck with a big dick. Any update on him?

  11. No doubt your a nauseating queen who would think Perez Hilton looks hot just because he worked out . You can’t work the mary out of a queen

  12. Mike Taint is probably an ugly troll who has nothing better to do than sit around judging. Girth Brooks is sexy as fuck and most people commenting here agree.

    1. No doubt your a nauseating queen who would think Perez Hilton looks hot just because he worked out . You can’t work the mary out of a queen

  13. You’re a idiot. Girth is a dilf. I find this hypocritical considering how the gay porn industry has overweight people in it, old people in it and twinks.

  14. What’s your fuck en point, is he fucking with his belly NO!
    Is he fucking with his neaples NO!
    Get it time dush bag

  15. I have not seen him in any porn movies…once I here the person is “GAYFORPAY” I am turned off, since being gay to me is life and its who I am – so those who are “GAYFORPAY” are just acting a part I live everyday…and its no picnic, since I am also of color…if you say or someone tell me the fact you have a girlfriend or you are married to a women – OFF I am in need of 100% gay men that is why I don’t do MEN.COM or ICONMALE and the list goes on.

  16. Girth Brooks is hot. I hate six packs.It’s not as if he is fat. Nice thick dick. He actually looks like he is enjoying it despure being straight.

  17. Ok he’s not great looking now, but this guy was very hot in his hay day and that thick member does not hurt. What gets me is that he won’t bottom. Not a very realistic choice in gay porn because viewers ( mostly gay men) get board when they expect thhe same thing after a while. My advice is Girth buck up and go ahead and bend over.

  18. To each his/her own,if we all liked the same things,people it would be a very very boring world.To me he is hot because he’s NOT a manicured,pampered porn actor.But feel free to hate him,there are a few you could not pay to watch.

  19. mmm i think he’s got a delicious cock!!! i’d <3 2 suck n try2 swallow that dick n lick his hot balls…

  20. Just watched him in a straight. Pretty clear he’s str8. His cock was way harder than in the g4p flicks. He blew a massive load on her too. :)

  21. I’ve seen him more buff in other flicks but I like his looks. I would like to see his meat get harder than it appears to be and I’d like to see him kiss another hot guy. He’s no twink. I can’t stand those skinny little frail guys with no meat or hair on their bodies. Give him a break. To each his own.

  22. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I think Girth is very good looking. I’m not into pretty boy porn stars. I grew up watching porn in the 70s and 80s. Now those guys were porn stars! Not like some of the twinks you see today. I’ll take an Al Parker or Jack Wrangler over a pretty boy anytime. The bottom line is, to each his own. As long as the guy helps you get your load off.

  23. Found this blog n have to say I agree w/Tony Smith’s comments. Girth is hot! hes got the average joe look, but masculine as hell and a killer fat cock. he is str8. He lives in my area and I’ve seen him in his wife’s picture up on the meet up group in the local area. Engine he’s no longer doing porn so no longer a star I guess, haha.and. I ran into him out in public n he looks nothing like photos selected. He has lost weight is totally beefed-up, n very tall and very hot n masculine.

  24. Call me crazy but when I look at this guy all I see is PERFECTION. I’d take him any day of the week. If he’s average then that’s ALL I want.

  25. Girth Brooks is one of the hottest guys I have ever seen. He is guy next door gorgeous. I love that he has a little gut, man boobs and it balding. And his cock…wow! The perfect length but super thick and I could suck those perfect balls for hours… I am typically a top but I would love to feel the weight of his less than perfect body while he fucks the hell out of me with that unbelievable cock.

  26. @tony smith
    Here, here! I’m with you on this one. The onlything I would add is that I love how you can tell when Girth is into his scene partner because his dick keeps getting thicker, bigger, and steely hard- see him plow CJ Madison, first with a dildo then his own dripping cock. CJ is another 100% beefy male. Guess Girth isn’t into twinks either.

    If Mark Taint (drag king name?) can not figure out why Girth is a porn star perhaps he should ask himself why he is writing (use the turn loosely) about porn in the first place. Besides, what kind of series is ‘How is this person a gay porn star anyway?” ? I would like to see an article on what Mr. Taint thinks are the qualities of why some one should be a gay porn star. I searched articles by Mark Taint on the internet and all I could find was writing for the lowest common denominator, to piss people off. Seems he likes to get people riled up so he can shoot them down- he really gets off on it, see his twitter page.

    1. In my opinion, a person who would start a “blog” post like this is probably someone themselves who tried to get into porn and were rejected. Or, they have wanted to do porn but didn’t think they could. All in all, they are putting someone down based off of their own physical appearance checklist which is sad.

  27. Everyone isn’t as vain as you are, you piece of trash. He’s lots of hair, a big dick (the still photos are selectively posted to deceive readers), and he’s cute in a very natural way. Most “real” men – as opposed to prissy gym bunnies — look something like this. So – shove it! PS: The better question: How are you a blogger?

  28. I like him for a few reasons 1) he has a great dick 2) he looks like an older version of my ex 3) I like the dude next door appeal 4) he has a way of ineptly reading his lines that somehow comes across as an actual nervous dude being seduced haha

  29. Gosh, Girth is so extremely hot. He is the exact type of guy I like; sexy masculine and not worrying too much about body hair and body fat (plus the huge dick of course ;) ).

    In fact I find those muscle smooth typical porn actors to be so fake, tasteless and sterile that I cannot watch porn with that kind of guy anymore… Can’t help to start thinking those men would be (in RL) the most narcissist, egotistical and shallow ppl ever lol…

    Girth is a real man, a real man that happens to be so sexy… I just love him…

  30. Girth Brooks is GRADE A Beef in My Eyes. The HATERS can stick with their scrauny, inked up twinks “if” that is what they like……..I’ll PASS on that Crap. Girth Brooks yum! Next to Mike Branson (ex Falcon Star) there isn’t a Total Top out there that interests Me.

  31. How is it possible that a porn blogger doesn’t understand that not everyone has the same taste? The fact that there are sub-genres of gay porn should be a clue.

    Frankly, most of the guys touted on here as “beautiful” or “the hottest” rarely impress me. I don’t complain because I know that not everyone shares my taste. But, apparently on The Sword, you’re not attractive unless you look like Mick Lovell.

  32. Yes, is average, but I like him, I find him attractive. He’s a porn star becouse of his cock, it’s obvious. He’s got a really thick one… just one thing: it’s always flaccid.

  33. I’m soooooooooo distracted by the first pic where that zombie with the tweezed eyebrows is chowing down on Girth’s dick (check out the eyes !!)

  34. The only reason I’ve watched his performances is due to the bottoms’ responses to having an oversized pickle stuffed inside them. They are the scene stealers because when I look at Girth my woodie turns to pulp!

  35. I am confused about how he keeps getting work on the merits of his performances. I’ve only seen two of his scenes (one with Chris Porter and some other dude, and one with the super-cute combo of Colby Keller and Conner Habib) and it seemed like Girth had no other purpose except sucking the heat out of either scene.

  36. I don’t give a shit what anybody say. He if fucking HOT, HOT HOT!! I’ll take him any day of the week over a lot of the vanilla based twink crap out there.

  37. He looks like he doesn’t spend 5 days a week in the gym, I am scandalized. The nerve of him, thinking he can do porn. Honestly, the bigger question is why is he a porn star when he’s such a boring performer. A dick that thick and he doesn’t know how to use it. Real waste.

  38. I think he looks good, and it’s ok that he’s average. But it’s obvious the main/only reason he’s around in porn is the size of that dick.

    1. Oh here we go again… Porn is racist, porn is racist boo hoo!!! The sword runs stories on things that will bring traffic to their site. WTF do you think they talk about NDS and Chris Crocker all the time? Because people love to hate on them and it brings traffic to their site. So Quit your bitching .besides didn’t the sword run a story on that new black model fr cockyboys a few weeks ago and they ran a few stories on that black exclusive fr falcon. Also Zach is always quick to report on Deisels weekly bi polar twitter meltdowns and isnt he the national spokeperson for people of color in porn (for which you should be very proud of) ?Quit playing the race card bc it’s really Boring.

      1. I love how no one seems to get tired of the little wanna be gay crusaders bleating on and on about gay4pay in porn every 5 seconds even though it’s the most tired argument ever, but if you even suggest that maybe porn and porn-covering outlets could stand to be a bit more racially diverse, people are quick to shut that conversation down and accuse you of playing the race card. Yes, stop talking about race! It’s important we devote another 15 comments to whining about how this dude doesn’t have a six pack. That’s the real problem at hand!

  39. Girth isn’t bad looking and has a gr8 cock. The problem is that he doesn’t do anything other then be trade. Time for him to move on.

  40. Porn, gay and straight, always has a soft spot for ‘average’ guys with big weiners. Gay guys will overlook Girth Brooks’ weak chin or Harry Louis’ concave chest in the same way we haven’t yet noticed that Lady Gaga is a plain looking broad under all that warpaint.

  41. Uh, y’all forgot to circle the DICK on this guy’s pics. He’s got a rare, thick one. Period. When I look at him, I’m not looking at the 2-pack or the nicely hairy chest. It’s the thiiiiick dick. Period. And it’s real nice.

  42. His scenes suck! I can’t stand this guy. If Girth is on a DVD that I am interested I instantly refuse to buy it. I am with the g4p bashers on this one

  43. I enjoy Girth’s work and look forward to each video release. It is refreshing to see a normal looking man in a porn video and his ‘equipment’ is outstanding.

  44. He’s kind of “average” but to be honest he’s not bad and sometimes average guys are sexier than the hot ones. Hot guys don’t have to work therefore they’re usually boring in bed. Also, with thr
    amount of content men.com films sometimes it can be slim pickings out there. i think the fur is sexy and the dick is thick enough. I’d definitely blow him in a bathroom stall on a layover.

  45. I actually enjoy seeing “average or below” looking guys in porn. It makes me feel good that I can actually attract guys that look better than the guys in porn.

  46. oh geez, another one of those “you can suck my dick, and take it up the ass, but that’s all I’ll do” str8 guys……….. How original.

    The more promos that men.com put out, the more I realize I’ve made the right decision not to become a member. Almost all off it seems is the rough str8 guy abusing/using the gay guy, the gay guys servicing str8 guys bullshit. Yea, you can tell the site is str8 owned.

    1. I don’t think the reason why men.com puts out “rough str8 guy abusing/using the gay guy, the gay guys servicing str8 guys bullshit” is because its straight owned. I think its because that shit sells. Lets not forget a majority of men watching gay porn are self loathing faggots who love to live in a fantasy world where they actually get the hot straight guy they could never (and will never) get in reality. I’ll admit that sometimes I enjoy that fantasy too. Do you really wanna watch porn with a bunch of screaming homo’s you find in packs on Santa Monica Blvd? No thanks.

      1. Well most of the gays are not “screaming homos”, but porn studios keep selling the fantasy that if you’re not “screaming homo” you can’t be gay.

        1. Oh, and these fags are in love with “screaming homo” Quinn (Oueen?) Jaxon on Santa Monica blvd as long as IT says it’s engaged to woman

  47. He’s “straight”! Don’t you get it? These self-hating bitches will watch everything as long as it’s “straight”, even Ron Jeremy!

    1. You cannot convince me, having seen just about every double vag or double anal scene that Ron Jeremy has ever done over the course of thirty-five years, that he’s 100% straight. 98% straight, maybe, but straight guys don’t rub their dicks together, even with a less-than-virginally-tight woman as a pretext.

    1. My feeling is, if Ron Jeremy can do porn, just about anyone can.

      Let’s face it, not only is he not good lucking, he’s quite creepy and ugly looking. And fat!

      So, by all accounts, I don’t think Girth Brooks is that horrible. Sure, he’s not super handsome, but I love his hairy chest and nice, long/thick shlong!

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