“I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby…

…I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”

Andrew Mendoza, arrested in Texas after having sex with a horse.

His statement to a Wharton County sergeant:

I then got into the pen with the horse. I dumped out the water bucket and turned it upside down and put it behind the horse. I then moved the horse’s tail and put my dick, which was already hard, in the horse and started fucking the horse. […] I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse.

This was the only time I fucked the neighbor’s horse.

Bye.

(Literally—BYE. Mendoza later hanged himself in jail after a subsequent arrest for indecency with a child.)

His full “horseman” statement:


 
AND:

This is the perfect opportunity to post a clip I somehow stumbled upon (don’t ask) at least five years ago that is, to this day, still the sickest (yet horrifyingly funny?) shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I call it a “hubba hubba.”

15 thoughts on ““I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby…”

  1. There was a guy who perforated his colon getting fucked by a horse out in Enumclaw, WA which is outside of Seattle. The other guys he was with dumped him off as the tiny Enumclaw hospital ER and then took off. The man died from his injury.

  2. “This was the only time I fucked the neighbors horse.” – such a great line, and one I never thought I would hear.

  3. Now, see, in Archer County, Texas, they didn’t fuck the horses, only the cows. And the goats. Mostly because only one girl in the entire county was giving up the pussy, and there was only so much of her to go around.

  4. SomethingSoSweet

    Reading that statement made me laugh my ass off. In all seriousness, what a creepy world we happen to live in, knowing we live amongst these kind of sick people

  5. I’m glad the couple found each other. Really, the internet has proven it’s worth. How else would these two ever have met??
    Also maybe the guy should wear a tshirt when the horse is fucking him.

  6. Give the guy a book deal, a reality TV show, a talk show, an action movie franchise, or whatever. Just give him more attention!

  7. Actually there is a documentary that has been on Sundance called zoo and its about a group of men who get together for potlucks and sit around and talk. After all the chit chat they go to someone’s barn and help each other get fucked by horses, one of the men died his colon was crushed . He was too embarrassed to go to the hospital and when they finally took him he died from complications. They filmed the horse fucking the guy and put it online and its as bad as you can imagine. So point being I knew about their fetish but the bf fucking a horse out of spite cause his gf cancelled?
    just sick..

    1. That video was online years ago. The guy get’s fucked by the horse … it’s about 10 seconds long. Someone unknown guy took the dude to the hospital emergency room then bolted. He died from bleeding out due to a perfirated colon

  8. A horseman baby? Oooooookay! Next thing you know the girlfriend is going to come out and say “i was so upset I went out and got fucked by a man, who was hung like a horse”

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