I Would Like to Marry Hot Vlogger Joe Santagato, Please

Hot, popular, straight-talking, straight YouTuberist Joe Santagato (145,000 subscribers) put up a very funny vlog about how he reacted to the gay marriage decision.

And because none of us has the time to be watching the thousand different straight (let alone gay) people trying to make themselves famous on YouTube, gay blogs like Towleroad and Wicked Gay Blog only found it today.

For those, like me, who’d never heard of this guy, here are some photos of him. He’s totally sexy in an effortless straight-boy way, and fucking handsome, even though he doesn’t have a porn star body or take his shirt off very much like that hooker Davy Wavey.

 

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He launches into a monologue on the topic of gay marriage, and what things should be illegal (like murder, rape), and the bigots who all “use their vacation days to take off of work so they can stand on the side of some fucking highway with a sign that says, ‘God hates fags’, like that’s going to do anything.” And he’s really very funny about it, saying that people who are still making signs are stupid to begin with. “What is this 1935? Start a hashtag or some shit. Make a Facebook page. Somethin.”

4 thoughts on “I Would Like to Marry Hot Vlogger Joe Santagato, Please”

  1. He may not take his shirt off as much as that annoying cunt Davey Wavey, but this guy is 10 times hotter!!!

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