“Stay broke,” is the advice from one of the broke, straight models featured in the trailer for this new reality TV series about the models of Broke Straight Boys. “It’s better. Because it does. It follows you forever.” What channel is this airing on? I have no idea.
This might be some kind of spec pilot or something, and there’s no info about where we’ll be able to watch this show. But also in the trailer you get to see just what a baller Broke Straight Boys owner Mark Erickson with his enormous, multi-million-dollar house, which also serves as the setting for this fucked up version of Big Brother featuring a bunch of gay-for-pay models who don’t sound like they want to be there.
Just as soon as I watch every last episode of every Real Housewives season ever and then gouge out my eyes and punch myself ten times, I’ll definitely DVR this.
Good thing they found that scary horror-movie-trailer announcer, though.