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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:36 |
What better way to ring in Halloween than to go green? Lather yourself up in bronzer, kill a bobcat to make a loincloth, and marvel at how sad your little abs look compared to Brendan Fraser's in this asinine 1997 kids' movie from the Safeway dollar DVD bin.
Nobody could help groaning with excruciation earlier this year when theater trailers made it clear (in 3-D!) that the Encino Man was plotting a summer comeback. The actor who got the macho doofus down to a science seemed ready to take back the spotlight with some new Mummy movie and by journeying to the center of the earth. We couldn't help wondering if a world in which Brendan Fraser is our leading man is a place where we want to live. We became delusional; "where's God?" etcetera, thought about killing ourselves, and then realized that Brendan used to actually be kind of hot in like, a totally embarrassing way. Maybe he lacks the muscle nowadays to go shirtless in another George of the Jungle romp, but it's all for the best: the movie is unwatchable. Therefore, feast your eyes on some primitive jungle man T&A in the conveniently silent screen grabs below!
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