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Written by mike
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Tuesday, 02 December 2008 16:18 |
 We keep trying for a full Lance Bass ban on The Sword, but that dang homosexual Muppet keeps on slipping through!
The New York Observer reports that the former boy bander and Dancing with the Stars contestant was accompanied by mega-hung Ben Andrews to a party celebrating Lance's third-place finish on the DWTS. "We haven't hung out in, like, a year," 11-inch Andrews admitted to the Observer's Transom, punctuating the fact with some jerky dance moves to a Lady GaGa number. Perhaps Andrews would like to give Cloris Leachmen a whirl?
A RayBanned Andrews says Bass is a "cool guy," mentioning that the pair had previously hung out down the street at Hiro, conveniently located in the basement of a hotel ... but that was over said year ago. Since Andrews is a renowned (and exclusive) top man, could it be -- hush, children! -- that butch Bass is actually a voracious power-bottom?
I mean, like, who'd have guessed it? Oh, wait. Everyone.
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Plus, lay off on being mean to Lance. He's as sweetheart who deserves his chance.