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Written by jay
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Friday, 29 August 2008 08:05 |
Well, jeepers Mr. Smith. Just when we thought you might be resolving to let the world know what we already have 100% established and confirmed about your sexuality* (after admitting that you and Jada are swingers), and just when you seemed like a likely candidate for the blind-item'd gay actor who raped his lover and paid him to keep quiet, you decide to give a serious interview with In Touch magazine in which you promise to get a lot more naked in the next couple years, before just letting your body go to shit around age 43.
To wit:
Will Smith is always one of the best-dressed men on the red carpet. But with a big birthday approaching, he's going to start dressing down- way down. "I'm turning 40 this year, so I'm going to be naked as much as possible before it's too late," Will says.
The actor, who is married to Jada Pinkett-Smith, believes now is the perfect time to be proud of his birthday suit. "I've been in pretty good shape for the past couple of years," he admits. "When I'm 42 or 43 years old, I'm going to start letting go!"
Besides stripping down, do you have any other plans?
I'm going to start being mature and saying smart things. I've been telling the kids, "As soon as I turn 40, you have to do what I say, because now I'm in charge."
How do your children (Willow, 7, Jaden, 10 and Trey, 15) react?
It's not going over too well.
Why not?
My kids don't listen at all. I tell them all the time, "When I was your age, parents were allowed to give kids spankings." They think it's hilarious, like it's such a foreign concept to them.
Well, you've been plenty naked in the last couple years, Mr. Smith, so we can only look forward to your breaking onto the porn scene with that big gay dick of yours.
Cheers,
The Sword
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