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Written by mike
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Sunday, 03 February 2008 23:58 |
Barely a month after his tumultuous split from Road Rules alum Danny Dias, Erik Rhodes is off the market, having been snapped up by none other than Marc Jacobs, and ratcheting the designer's mid-life crisis to code red. The source this time isn't Rhodes' blog but gossip ground-zero Page Six (it's sort of like the old-fashioned version of Perez Hilton for all you young'uns out there). Like Perez, Page Six's reporting is just as sloppy... they pull a quote from Rhodes' "ManNet.com" profile (Uh, we think you guys mean ManHUNT.net.)
Rhodes responded to the story in an uncharacteristically brief post on his blog yesterday.
Jacobs' quote to Page Six is also suspect: "He's a really nice guy and
we are just friends." While we adore Rentboy Porn Star of the Year Erik Rhodes and are addicted to Marc by
Marc Jacobs Tees, we can't imagine the two getting together and having
more to discuss than whether to use silicone or water-based lube. We
hope Erik gets some great custom-made couture out of this deal-the
behemoth sure as hell isn't going to be able to squeeze his big
business into anything "off the rack" from the Marc Jacobs boutique.
Erik, just please promise us you won't get his logo tattooed on your
forearm like Marc's last porn boyfriend, the overeager, barebacking
Jason Preston.
Of course, all this star-trading leads us to our final question: Could the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton be... gasp... a top? The only thing Erik has in common with Marc's waifish ex is
a horse cock, but Erik is known for doing repetitive squats, if you
catch our drift. Good thing there's no hard feelings between Jason and
Erik-they both have each other listed in their Top Friends on
MySpace and both are listed as Marc Jacobs' Top Friends as well (on his
Official Myspace Profile, which looks suspiciously like Jason's).
RELATED:
Erik Rhodes Kicks Drugs, Boyfriend
Marc Jacobs Way Too Proud of Skinniness, Tattoos
Designer Has Guy on the Side (PageSix.com)
Page Six Gossip (ErikRhodes.blogspot.com)
Blogger Battle Of The Bulge: Perez Hilton Caught With His Pants Down (GayPornBlog.com)
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