Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His Moose Cock
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Written by paul
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Wednesday, 02 September 2009 12:22 |
 Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi's lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.
Based on Levi's jokes about Playgirl in Vanity Fair's behind-the-scenes video below, it seems as though Levi doesn't realize that Playgirl is a website now, not a magazine, and that its fans are faggots, not playgirls. No matter. The Palins are a gift. First Sarah provided inspiration for a nation of drag queens; now, Levi is providing inspiration for a nation of huddled-over homos who fantasize about getting raped at hunting rifle gun-point by a hole-crazed redneck who's at least kind enough to provide some venison grease for lube.
Thank you to Daniel Nardicio, who has taken a break from his Fire Island meditation retreat slash sex club to organize the Playgirl shoot, which Gawker says is currently in final negotiations.
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