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Shia, Ian, Dita, and Zac: A Mostly Shirtless, Mostly Coachella Gallery
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Written by jay
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Monday, 28 April 2008 01:52 |
It's Monday and most of Gen Y and half of Gen X are piling into their hybrids and speeding back to their beds in the greater Los Angeles metro area and points north. We ourselves took a pass this year, but we got some texts late last night from friends ("JUSTICE! Woo hoO!" "Prince is such a tranny.") and the internets are abuzz with various sitings. After the jump, a mostly shirtless gallery from the three-day acid-, beer-, and ecstasy-fest, which we like to think of as Burning Man Lite for the OC set (and a bonus shot of Zac Efron hard at work on HSM3).
Shia pic via JustJared.
1. He probably dropped the E too early like everyone else.
Here's young twunk Shia LaBoeuf, sunning himself in the grass,
oblivious to the iPhone paparazzi likely because he, like all the other
young-twenties amateurs who descended on Indio this weekend, didn't
know that the only way to survive the desert days intact is to stay
hydrated, stay out of the sun and don't do the drugs till sundown!
2. The guy from Lost was just praying that some people would shoot some pics of lean torso.
He of the icy blue eye featured in the Beautiful blog's header, and the one who so prettily played gay in Rules of Attraction, is now suffering a bit of a career slump after being killed off in Lost's first season. We would recommend he continue to show up at parties with his shirt off, and perhaps consider a turn in gay-for-pay porn. (With that necklace and those abs, we also wouldn't be shocked if he were, actually, a 'mo.) (Image via Beauty and the Bum)
3. This is Eugene Hutz of Gogol Bordello.
He's wearing magenta and black striped tights. And he is shirtless. Moving on. (photo via Rolling Stone/Getty)
4. This is allegedly a shot of Lindsay Lohan...
... in the distance, with a couple of shirtless boys in the foreground.
We're guessing she's stoned and that lesbian lover Samantha Ronson is
nearby.
5. Surprise, Dita Von Teese is wearing something from the 40s!
And there's a shirtless, not-very-attractive man in the background. (image via A Socialite's Life)
6. Here, as we promised, nowhere near Coachella, are Zac Efron's nips.
He was on the set of High School Musical 3 and therefore unable to whoop it up with his bois beards. But here he is, nonetheless, getting some air on his skin in the SoCal sun. (image via Dlisted)
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