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Written by jay
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007 02:17 |
Let's say you're a poorly closeted celebrity who
hasn't seen a lot of press since 2003.
You go to the trouble of seeking a skin care professional in Denmark because
Beyoncé said he was the bomb and you've been told that the Danes are very
discreet.*
Then what
to your wandering eyes might appear, but said gay Danish dermatologist blabbing
on the record that even though he'd prefer some soccer player, he'll settle for
you 'cause at least you suck cock. Seriously, it's enough to give us laugh
lines.
Ricky
Martin's Dermatologist Just Outed Him (Buzz Beyotch)
* We're
guessing.
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