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 It's pretty much the mother of all problem addictions and a real blistering sore on the face of the gay community (such as it is). Thus we're reviving our Field Guide to Gay Party Drugs series just in time for the 25th Annual Folsom Street Fair week in San Francisco, and dedicating it to good old Tina. See you at the Leather Recovery Meeting!
 Effects: Wide awakeness! The desire to be a thirty-six hour cum dumpster; euphoria and wildly obsessive behavior, including cleaning, collecting things, assembling things, de-assembling things, making disturbing Youtube videos and a passion for unprotected sex acts. The lack of sleep can potentially begin to interfere with one's health and ability to get by in civilian society.
Native Habitat: under-furnished apartments with Costco-sized pumps of lube; Manhunt.net; The White Party; RVs in the Inland Empire; exploded shacks.
Identifying Features: bad skin; dry mouth; speed-talking; sweaty, gaunt faces; very clean hands; five-page emails; Wal*Mart name tags.
Spectrum of Users: sex-hungry man-pigs; urban professionals who need a weekend alternative to the Blackberry; men you meet on Manhunt; teenagers in exurbs.
Pros: You will no longer be angry when your trick turns out to be a limp-dicked tweaker; your eyebrows will never be unplucked. Cons: Drano and STDs in your bloodstream, hidden cameras in your ceiling fan, imaginary spiders in your skin, false teeth in your mouth, kidney stones in your urinary track.
 Famous Adherents: Heidi Fleiss, Rufus Wainwright, Erik Rhodes, Adolf Hitler
Addiction Potential: For something that encourages you to iron, amazingly high: 5 out of 5.
Fun Fact: In Thailand, the street name for meth is "yaa baa." (It's what gives their Red Bull wings.)
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The Sword Guide to Gay Party Drugs: Poppers
The Sword Guide to Gay Party Drugs: Cocaine
The Sword Guide to Gay Party Drugs: Ecstasy
The Sword Guide to Gay Party Drugs: GHB
Fatal Drug Interactions: A Gay Primer
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