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Written by paul
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Tuesday, 02 December 2008 15:33 |
 We surveyed retailers across the country to seek out the most popular naughty stocking stuffers this season. Most of them hung up on us. Below, we've posted the responses from those who didn't.
Seattle, Washington
 Stan's Adult Superstore
9630 16th Ave SW
(206) 762-3299
Wind Up Jumping Pecker
Batteries not included. Not that you'll need them -- this toy runs on meth.
Lincoln, Nebraska
 Adult Book & Cinema
921 O St.
(402) 435-9323
Noveltease Paint a Pecker
Blank canvasses include "Limpy," "Stiffy," "Hoody" and, pictured, "Lefty."
San Francisco, CA
 Does Your Mother Know?
4141 18th St
(415) 864-3160
Jolly St. Prick
Is Santa not calling you back because you wouldn't let him stick his head in, just for one second? Keep his memory alive with these.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Annex Adult Video Store
6767 East 38th Street
(317) 549-3522
Doc Johnson Tie Your Own Cockring (red)
Because nothing makes us crave piggish sex like an upside down AIDS ribbon.
Grand Junction, Colorado
 Stan's Adult Superstore
639 24 Rd.
(970) 243-4112
Screaming O "Bullet" Mini Vibrator
We use these things like tampons.
Phoenix, Arizona
 Adult Shoppe
2345 W. Holly Ave
(602) 253-7126
Rock Hard Power Cock Ring Kit
"Happy holidays honey! Love you! Now here's something for your flaccid penis problem."
Jacksonville, FL
 Inserection Adult Fantasy Store
5110 University Blvd W
(904) 730-0754
Eros Anal Ease Spray
This desensitizes the anal lining to make fucking less painful. We find that rufies get the trick done, too.
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