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Written by mike
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Friday, 07 March 2008 04:06 |
We take back what we said about the glamorous life of a porn star. Life for the Falcon Exclusive isn't always filled with runway shows, GHB and non-consensual sex: sometimes it involves straight up skank. In Erik Rhodes' latest dispatch from the Los Angeles set of Afterparty-a sexual roman a clef in which hunky Rhodes gets fisted in one scene and enjoys "interracial" double penetration in another-the star encountered something he couldn't stomach: a smelly model. Rhodes won't disclose his name, and instead refers to him, with no small amount of charm and subtlety, as 'stinky dick':
He had shark teeth and one of the smallest
ugliest and worst smelling dicks i hve ever come into contact with in
my whole career in porn.
But being a professional that i am, i
just went along for the disgusting ride as long as i could before i
felt like i was going to throw up. I did my best to give him a phantom
blowjob during the oral part of the scene, but when the diretor started
talking about rimming his ass i put my fucking foot down. I took the
director aside and told him about the stink coming off this dudes cut 4
inch killer and said "Listen, if he has bad hygene in the front, you
for goddamn sure know he is clueless about the backside. I will not go
anywhere near it." I got my way.
Tonight i will be going fucking nuts and each drink i will cheers to complete strangers will be dedicated to that ugly penis.
Lock up your daughters, Angelenos. Memories as painful as this one can't be blotted out with a single case of Chardonnay.
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