Fuck you, Juno and your Moldy Peaches sing-a-long. Porn has an anti-folk anthem of it's own -- and it's none too soon. YouTube superstar, drug-addict impersonator and all around good guy (according to sources who want to blow or have blown him) Wolf Hudson has composed the thought-provoking ballad, "I Wanna Tea Bag You." (Listen after the jump.)
I'm gonna put my balls all over your face,
tell me pretty baby, how do they taste ... to you?
I'm gonna tea-bag you.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet on my sheets
Skeet skeet skeet skeet on my sheets ... and you.
I'm gonna teabag you.
Wolf is more than a troubadour, however. The gap-toothed porn star also can dance so well that our nuts collectively burst upon seeing this, which is more than we can say for most actual porn we've seen lately.
You got some amazing moves!!! You're steps are a terrfic nod to M. Jackson, Britney, Madonna, Beyonce and Martha Graham (you may not know who that is... google her). My only suggestion is that you clean your room!!! Dirty laundry as a backdrop doesn't lend itself to your performance!
Thank you soo much for the nice compliments. I do know who Martha Graham is. I studied her when I first started dancing. As for my room, those are my roommates coats and shit and forgot to remove them. LOL I will make sure to have a better background for my next clip. It great hearing from you buddy. Hope to see you soon. :)
haha i loved this song. You should make an album! I'd totally buy it. And if you could put this song up for free download somewhere i would def. be listening to this in the car. LOFL
Hey Wolf! Amazing.. you are SO HOT. You ought to take or send a demo video to Madonna or Rihanna or someone - you should be in professionally produced videos!! Seriously. Great physique.. Great moves. Keep up the great work. Gary
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You got some amazing moves!!! You're steps are a terrfic nod to M. Jackson, Britney, Madonna, Beyonce and Martha Graham (you may not know who that is... google her). My only suggestion is that you clean your room!!! Dirty laundry as a backdrop doesn't lend itself to your performance!
Keep dancin!
Thank you soo much for the nice compliments. I do know who Martha Graham is. I studied her when I first started dancing. As for my room, those are my roommates coats and shit and forgot to remove them. LOL I will make sure to have a better background for my next clip. It great hearing from you buddy. Hope to see you soon. :)
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