The greatest guy around (and serial romancer of women with vaginas), Ryan Seacrest, is blessing our souls with two more mind-numbingly idiotic reality TV series this upcoming Summer/Fall. The producer who gave us such American treasures as Sunset Tan and Keeping Up With The Kardashians is branching out from his E!-highlighted roots and bestowing Bromance on MTV and sweeping the nation in a search for contestants for his new NBC dating show, Momma's Boy. The former stars (who else?) Brody Jenner as himself, putting contestants through challenges in hope of assimilating into his entourage. According to a press statement, "along the way, contestants will be whittled down via 'Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies' after which rejected 'bros' will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Bringing to mind various dating reality shows, contestants also will have shots at a 'group date' and 'alone time' with Jenner in every episode." However, the publicists neglected to specify if any of the aforementioned challenges would include blowjobs, anal fingerbanging, or artistic feats like consecutively giving Brody pearl necklaces of varying size and quality.
Seacrest's other bun in the oven, Momma's Boy is a heterosexual dating series in which women try to date eligible bachelors by winning over their mothers. In an interview with Larry King, Seacrest explained the development of his idea, and hoped it would take credit for why he never has a girlfriend.
"The way I figure it is, everybody or everything that happens in my life-my mother and I are very close-there's this voice in my head. No matter what it is that I'm doing I can hear her judging me, saying 'that's the right move' or 'that's the wrong move.'"
Something tells us Seacrest's controlling mother doesn't think being a fag is the right move for her little champ.
I am thoroughly confused, as usual. Is Ryan taking credit for the idea behind "Momma's Boy"? Because it is a carbon copy of MTV's horrid previous (current?) show "Date My Momma" (or something, sorry, I just couldn't bear to research it), in which boys dated girls' mommas to win a date with them. As usual, Mr. Seachrest is on the cutting edge of originality.
But I'm sure he appreciates the mention here, where he gets a free plug based on nothing more than your/our suspicions about him!
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But I'm sure he appreciates the mention here, where he gets a free plug based on nothing more than your/our suspicions about him!