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Written by jay
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Wednesday, 25 June 2008 05:20 |
The first round casting call for Rupaul's competitive tranny reality show is just about over. Voting ends on Friday, kids, so hurry up and vote so the country isn't stuck with the decidedly low-rent likes of Jessica Dimon and Empress Fontaine doing speed-eyeliner challenges and pulling off each others' wigs like they were on Flava of Love. (Btw, how did these uninspired gals rack up all these votes? Are they huge on MySpace? What gives?) With that, we give you our arguments for why these other fine 'ladies' ought to be in the Top 5 instead.
NOTE: You can vote for as many trannies as you like at once, but you can only vote for each once per day.
Candi GurlAs
we're sure Tyra would concur, this young tranny from San
Francisco takes a good goddamn photo. Also, we've seen her live and she
does as good a Beyoncé number as she does as a Supreme or as a German whore in "Cabaret." And we're also pretty sure that if she gets on the show, her
stylist and costumer in this game would be talented SF designer Mr.
David. Vote for her now.
MistyEyez
First of all, full disclosure, she works in the porn industry for talent scout and power agent, Howard Andrew. Second of all, she did not subject us to a video of herself lip syncing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" or "Alone" (two of the very few sanctioned song choices the queens were permitted to use in uploading lip-sync videos--must have been a rights issue). And lastly, she made the amusing video below of herself explaining the breast-tacular virtues of being a heavy man in a dress. Vote for her now, and again tomorrow, and Friday.
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