LISTEN UP, FAGGOT! Lindsay L[esb]ohan is a Little Bossy
LISTEN UP, FAGGOT! Lindsay L[esb]ohan is a Little Bossy
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Written by patrik   
Thursday, 07 August 2008 07:15
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[So we've been listening to some of the current homosexual oevre lately, we're a little dismayed. There's some good stuff out there, aside from Crystal Waters and Soft Cell and that Perry girl, but we don't here it in the Castro. So we're bringing you the songs we think should be dancing to. What can it hurt to listen? Madge will always be there...]


Feast your queer ears on the new Lindsay Lohan track, "Bossy"! After LiLo and her GF, Samantha Ronson were spotted partying at The Cock last Monday, we've re-evaluated what our darling ex-Disney diva means to us, and we're willing to give her upcoming album a chance. Working with producers like Ne-Yo and Timbaland, there just might finally be a pop star to give us nightmares who's actually under the age of 40. She's Madonna: Millennial Edition! Not only that, but after two plays you won't be able to get Lindsay's sultry, pitch-perfected vocals out of your head, and the S&M connotations behind her lyrics are endless. Don't disobey! Check out the single of the summer below.


Lindsay Lohan - "Bossy" (MP3) (via Patent Leather Daddy)


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avatar FistFight
 
 
I adore the Lohan just as much as any F-A-G, but her poopy smelling music is worse than the stench of a sex club after pride weekend.
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avatar Will
 
 
Her voice is actually surprisingly strong, but COME ON! That song is pure Disney-channel junk. I forgot it while I was listening to it.
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