Ben Andrews to Playgirl: I Love Perky Tits!
Ben Andrews to Playgirl: I Love Perky Tits!
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Written by mike   
Friday, 08 February 2008 01:51
IN-BenAndrewsPlaygirlTH.jpg According to the April 2008 issue of Playgirl, butt-humping porn star Ben Andrews loves perky tits, picnics in Central Park and the feel of a woman's body. In true Playgirl tradition, the well-hung star of Gigolo, The Intern and Cruising Budapest doesn't mention that he's gay, although the breathless text ("Yes, that Ben Andrews!" they squeal) does note his appearances in Inches and Freshmen. This falls somewhere on the believability scale between a steam-room cruiser's wedding ring and Tom Cruise marrying that Dawson's Creek girl.






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Talk about issues!  (Click here or on image for full interview and NSFW pics.)  With a photo spread that promises "porn star Ben Andrews and four hunky male models enjoy[ing] a hot island escape," yet neglects to include even one woman, the magazine is so in conflict with its own identity that it makes Zac Efron seem butch. Also featured in this jill-off spread, Dark Alley star Aaron King -- the man who bragged to us about his $500 haircut and his ability to turn his bartending gigs into backroom trick-a-thons -- toys with Playgirl's head by suggesting that "water sports" is among his professional aspirations, "especially water skiing." Hmm.  (Click here for the Aaron King interview, complete with soft-dicked images.)

Like Andrews, the two-tone-hairdo-sporting King suggests that his ideal romantic date is also a picnic dinner after which he and his "lady" would watch the sunset. Har! It's like they both read the same Clay Aiken interview. Eyes on your own paper, boys!

Of course, this isn't the first time that Playgirl, the nominal entertainment for women, has diverged from their coverage of housewife favorites like the Thunder Down Under and Fabio and tapped the gay porn pool. Jason Ridge, Mark Dalton and Eric Hanson are but a few of the men who've taken their hands off a hard body and graced the magazine's pages-but until now it was always under their given names. Playgirl, which has acknowledged in the past that its readership does-surprise-include men,  has recently taken to partnering with gay social network DList and gay VOD sites like NakedSword.



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avatar mediumrare
 
 
funny, he doesn't look like he has a beard
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avatar bill
 
 
Sunsets? is there one lady out there who is reading this magazine, forced by her closeted gay husband to pick it up each week so that she can "expore her sexuality" ie fuck him with a dildo that he needs this much pretense? cmon people
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avatar gerrylaboy
 
 
Harvey Milk died for this?
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avatar Tben
 
 
Who is harvey milk?
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avatar AJ
 
 
I'm sorry but I had a big laugh @ this. And reading it made me laugh harder. Bill's comment is so true. I really don't know why they talk to him about women. Give me a break. I met him in person. He's way to fem for a girl not knowing he's gay. But he's my second favorite actor :)
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avatar typeA
 
 
All they're missing are roses, Doris Day and that teddybear picnic song.
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avatar TJ
 
 
oh lordy...
if this guy is a porn star then the industry must be going downhill!!!
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