Boy Butter impresario Eyal Feldman recruited professional drag diva and Project Runway contestant humilator Hedda Lettuce to shill for his popular personal lubricant.
Take-aways from the ad include:
1) Boy Butter won't stain your sheets! -- that is, if you take the time to pull out a sponge and some detergent or some shit right after sex.
2) The Boy Butter brand also produces one of those lubes, like Anal-Ese, with built-in anal anesthetic for all you tight-assed bottoms (you just better not be a lazy bottom!).
3) Hedda does a really freaky impression of Weird Science-era Kelly LeBrock every time she makes those "hurts-so-good" noises!
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