As Andy Warhol once
enthused about Coke (we mean the soda, fiends): it's the same whether you're a
bum, the President, or Liz Taylor-money can't buy you a better one and it
always tastes the same. We suppose we could say that about holiday music as
well; no matter how pressed your
body, nor how big your dick, nor how many guest lists you're on, you've still
got the same schmaltz every December-or so it would seem.We asked a few of
our favorite resident pervs about their favorite holiday music.
(scroll down to hear tunes)
"Away in a Manger," Traditional
Reminds me of Catholic
school and how we performed the nativity play in church. I was the Virgin Mary, Jesus was this guy
Josh who I had a crush on. Ironically,
he had this giant penis (for an 8th grader-I'd love to see it now) and his
was the first dick I sucked (at the Glen Frey concert at the Sonoma County
Fair). I love that Christmas carol!
STEVE CRUZ
Raging Stallion Man of the Year; star, Limits (Mustang, 2007)
"Christmas In Hollis" by Run-DMC
Christmas
music is the worst-artistically speaking! [But] everything Run-DMC is just
automatically cool… even a
Christmas song. Bah humbug!
JUANITA MORE!
San Francisco nightlife
legend; hostess, Booty Call
"How Can Santa Come to Puerto
Rico?" by Ricky Vera &
Steve Allen
Probably
the cutest Christmas song ever recorded-Little Ricky Vera is so damn adorable
asking for snow in Puerto Rico. Every time I
hear it all I want to do is eat some Arroz Con Pollo.
JULIAN MARSHBURN
Mr. San Francisco Leather 2004
"Merry
Christmas Darling" by The Carpenters
It's
Karen Carpenter! Need I say more? It's both tragic and beautiful … just like
Christmas.
JAKE DECKARD
NakedSwordsman 2007; star, GRUNTS (Raging Stallion, 2007)
"Hard Candy Christmas" by Dolly Parton
Yeah, it made me cry once-fuck off.
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